Jamie’s Italian was OK I guess. Although it has an online booking button that they don’t tell you isn’t connected to anything. Maybe it should say “No Bookings” instead Jamie? Maybe that’s how they do it Essex style? There was a 45 minute queue to put your name down. That’s a queue to start waiting. Then 1 to 2 more hours before eating. So basically you have to drink on an empty stomach for an hour or so. But OK it’s popular. Food was nice. Outrage has already noted the apostrophe probs, (it should be W’C’s btw.) But it’s inside the toilets where the best was to be found. They have some really lame old style chain flush toilets, that are even more lamely Thomas Crapper repros. But get this. Like their online booking button, the flush chains are not connected to anything! They were literally yanking my chain with their toilet chains. You can only flush them with the button. Ridiculous!
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Might have to pop in and drop off some Lovely Jubblies.
Pukka. Know what I mean? Innit.
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Propper.
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pukka my arse. drop off some Lovely Jubblies – at the pool?
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I heard the cisterns are full of olive oil, and the urinal is just a big wooden board to piss on.
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How long til that handle gets graffitied penis style ?
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too long
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Literally
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Surprised DFOC didn’t do it himself. He’s been known to manufacture Worsts, in violation of strict editorial policy.
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What bullshit. I am an objective and fearless recorder of the mis-en-scene.
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Is there a portion of the editorial policy that is not strict?
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Well there’s this:
Photos should be of things that are visible to the public
Half the time your photos of things aren’t even clearly visible to the person sitting in front of them.
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i do like the tiles.
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There should be more outrage. I am still seething that the toilet chain is a four flusher.
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Finally, a skeuomorphic piece of shit collector to please the hipster crowd.
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Sad really. The fuckwits who wrote on this page say a lot about fuckwits. They are fuckwits. They have nothing of any intelligence to say. That is why they are fuckwits.
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Is that really you Jamie?
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