Lots of development at Hyde Park, but the ethos kind of puzzling. There is the (natch) artist impression and the “mission statement”, but WTF? They have called in an airstrike on the islands in the lake, under the justification of A: Charlie don’t surf, and B: to replace the vegetation with a more native focused flora. In that case why the fuck are the only trees left cotton palms and Canary Island palms? These are from America (or Mexico) and Canary islands. If you are going to get rid of the Willows, which are quite beautiful (see 2nd pic) but not native, surely you can lose the crap palms? Why are they keeping these shit trees? If you are keeping non natives, keep the willows and lose the crap palms. Looks like it needs a naked child on fire to complete the Viet tableaux.
Worst Stats
- 6,129,752 eyefuls since 29th September 2007
Worst Talk
Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … 
The Definitive Ranki… on Kalamunda, Australia’s u… AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Mr Fist Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… Blood on Review: “The Montegiallo Schoo… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… -
Recent Outrages
Worst Categories
- *Worst of Australia (35)
- *Worst of china (15)
- *Worst of New Zealand (36)
- *Worst of Qatar (1)
- *Worst of The World (72)
- Art Galleries (8)
- Best of banned by The West (23)
- Buy The Worst of Perth (8)
- C&B (13)
- Cuban Book Burning Book Club (2)
- free piss (7)
- Galleries (9)
- Herb's Missing Links (1)
- irrational hatred (6)
- Mermaid breasts (2)
- multiple worsts (32)
- not worst (178)
- Open Worsting (3)
- Perth Galleries (8)
- phwoar (7)
- played (6)
- PoVi (Post Vibrancy) (21)
- Snuff's Missing Links (52)
- Snuff's missing links (2)
- SO PLAYED (3)
- The Worst of New York (13)
- The worst of Perth TV (3)
- The Worst of Perth Twitter (10)
- Uncategorisable Worsts (978)
- Uncatetorisable worsts (45)
- vanished worst (73)
- Verges & Registered Lawns (7)
- Wall murals (15)
- Wednesday Wintoning (1)
- weekend worstoff (225)
- worst advertising (387)
- worst animal (26)
- Worst apostrophe (1)
- worst architecture (171)
- worst art (297)
- worst band (7)
- worst beach (5)
- worst boat (2)
- worst book (52)
- worst brothel (8)
- Worst buttocks (4)
- worst car (228)
- worst carpark (15)
- worst carpet (7)
- worst christmas (26)
- worst church (30)
- worst classics (21)
- worst clock (8)
- worst design (37)
- worst drink (49)
- worst entertainment (11)
- worst fashion (96)
- Worst Fish (2)
- worst flag (2)
- worst food (105)
- Worst for sale (6)
- worst furniture (39)
- worst garden (74)
- worst graffiti (402)
- worst graphic design (161)
- worst house (65)
- worst ideas (10)
- worst interior design (15)
- worst journalist (104)
- worst kerning (14)
- worst language (48)
- worst letterbox (40)
- worst logo (19)
- worst mill (1)
- worst movie (9)
- worst music (44)
- worst name (36)
- worst neglect (1)
- worst newspaper (152)
- worst objects (88)
- worst of christmas (4)
- worst of perth (532)
- worst of the UK (1)
- worst of the worst (16)
- Worst Parking (8)
- worst people (78)
- worst personalities (17)
- worst photo (19)
- worst plant (7)
- Worst poetry (12)
- worst politician (46)
- worst politician (19)
- worst pronunciation (1)
- worst pub/hotel/design (41)
- worst public art (140)
- worst radio (9)
- worst restaurant design (12)
- worst school design (3)
- worst sculpture (183)
- worst shop design (23)
- worst sign (570)
- worst spelling (83)
- worst sport (3)
- worst street (17)
- Worst suburb (69)
- worst theatre (8)
- worst toilet (44)
- worst town (15)
- worst toy (15)
- worst transport (53)
- worst tree (62)
- worst tshirts (14)
- worst twitter (4)
- worst typography (4)
- worst venue design (6)
- worst wall (11)
- worst web Sunday (1)
- worst website (20)
- worst writer (9)
Search for Worsts on this Blog
Comment Feed
Top Posts & Pages
Online Now
The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay

Err … would that be the Hyde Park filled up with London Plane trees and Moreton Bay Figs by any chance? Looking forward to the day when Lannie sends the chainsaws and chipper in for those.
Perth people seem to have an irrational attachment to palm trees (too much Gilligan’s Island as kids?). If councils wanted to actually do something useful about weedy trees they could start going after the broad-leaved pepper tree where-ever it appears. Cocos notwithstanding.
LikeLike
That’s the place. Let’s cut them down too and plant some prickle bushes.
LikeLike
Too right. Saw this at the HP show a month or so back, was horrified. Those willows take quite a lot of time to get to that size for chrissake, at least plant Peppermint trees to replace them – those are WA natives and almost as pretty. And WTF is with this obsession with native plants anyway? There’s a reason our forebears preferred exotics in ornamental/botanical gardens-ish parks like this – we’re surrounded on all sides by native plants anyway and the exotics offer something different. So, er…yeah, let’s see the back of the big figs and then I’ll give this plan a hearing…
LikeLike
Looks like the ducks aren’t keen either.
LikeLike
Lets do the whole village.
LikeLike
Don’t jump in too early with criticism wait until the project is finished I think it will be great
LikeLike
In the case of anything done by a council, jumping to conclusions will usually underestimate the fuck-up to come.
LikeLike
Any link to plans for the project? Was trying to Woogle the details, but failed miserably…
LikeLike
I should have got a pic of the sign.
LikeLike
Apparently the willows on the west island will be retained.
http://www.change.org/en-AU/petitions/the-city-of-vincent-perth-western-australia-save-the-hyde-park-weeping-willow-trees Still not sure why they kept the palms.
LikeLike
This is terrible. So Perth. That island of sinister foliage was the best thing about Hyde Park
LikeLike
Meh. Two willows saved. Yeah, great, but the eastern island will remain ruined. Methinks some midnight guerilla willow-planting is called for.
LikeLike
It will probably still look like the set for the sequel for Apocalypse Now… Apocalypse Northbridge?
LikeLike