Pete F. likes Professio-NAIL in Subi.
James N. managed too squeeze a tiny amount of pleasure from tity thief.
And vegan asks if you can give your cat a meat injectio. Even as an adult. I doubt it.
And another reminder from The Colour H of how Perth forgets what rain is. The developers of Perth can be forgiven for not taking into account the possibility of sky moisture.
Worst well.
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
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- Sushi Train Wreck
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The Worst of Perth 
High palatabilty ? The f#ck ?
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Are those West Australians with umbrellas?
You are not a real Perth person unless you are running along under those infrequent but heavy downpours with a folded copy of Teh Worst held pathetically above your head after ignoring the weather forecast, which had forecast showers for the last 5 days without a single drop falling.
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Fantastic observation skills there Colour H. A truly fabulous worst in safety first Pert.
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Evidenced also by the excellent weather protection offered by the awning in the background.
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On the topic of mismatched pavers, has anyone else noticed the most recent changes to Forrest Place? It seems they’ve hacked up a little more of the paving and installed a series of ribbon-like slabs with writing on them. I think its meant to be poetry, and whilst not quite Worst enough to warrant affixation to a rock, they are remarkably difficult to distinguish from Engrish.
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Briefly pondered said slabs before coming to conclusion they’re not worth pondering, nor even worsting. Bureaucracy wins again: I give the whole effort four point five Grants.
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Less polite though more honest: what a pile of fucking shite Forest Place has become.. Yay verily, disrupt what used to be a half-decent old-school fascist propaganda movie set with a disjointed mess of new age platitudes and lame sculpture, etc & co.
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Used to have that dude with the matted hair and gir’s bike that used to sell crap jewellry from a stall. You could buy some and then go straight down to Albert’s Tavern and wear it.
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Is Byes still there ?
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Man the socks were long in the olden times.
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Kids love the Water Labyrinth. The rest of it is a shambles, I agree. The area under the escalators always smells like wee.
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Rather than wee, I would describe the smell as Cottesloe Indiana Tearooms precinct like.
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I hope it doesn’t become a meningococcal labyrith. Or has that disease gone out of fashion? Like toxic shock did.
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I understand the hipsters are all claiming RSI these days. Totes retro.
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My RSI is more vintage than retro.
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The Flangemaster was on the spot with this.
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