Prise the towel from my cold dead willie

Posted on October 4, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Motherfucker. That would be the towel I was wearing. I understand it was a hand towel, but surely that’s my decision? Just replace the wet towel on my erection and no questions will be asked. By D. Highgate. Home of the ranting prostitute.

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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13 Responses to Prise the towel from my cold dead willie

  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild's avatar Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    October 4, 2012 at 8:00 am

    I don’t like to see this rising tide of vigilantism in Perth.

    I’m sure Colin Barnett will use this as another reason to introduce stop and search legislation so we can all be safe once again. Give me Sneakers, or give me death!

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  3. pete's avatar pete says:
    October 4, 2012 at 8:19 am

    A public phone booth. How quaint.

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  4. NF#1's avatar NF#1 says:
    October 4, 2012 at 11:28 am

    His wife was an absolute towel of strength throughout this difficult time…

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  5. Unknown's avatar Bento says:
    October 4, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Superman?

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  6. orbea's avatar orbea says:
    October 4, 2012 at 12:29 pm

    ACMA now investigating lack of towel coverage in inner-city Perth, Vodaphone claim tissues provide the same service

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