The Les Hansman Community Centre (sometimes called the Great Ziggurat of Les) (Noongar: mambooro karoondah, meaning “place of meeting vibrancy”) is a jaw-dropping multi-purpose facility and was completed in the time of the Court Dynasty the First. The structure will never fall into ruination.
As Adrian de la Touche wrote:
‘Progress! Morley! Names immortal in bronze,
The terror of the first glimpse of Ur-Les,
As hordes pay homage with their jam and scones.’
Perfection. Remember, the Ziggurat of Les is but one piece in a temple complex that serves as an administrative centre for the city, and which is a shrine of the Goon God, the sworn enemy of the Small Ba’al Bars.
Troops from the Western Suburbs Division tried to breach the ziggurat walls yesterday – they wanted badminton nets – but were repulsed.
For relief one ventures to the nearby souks – here we see the Alley of Sharon.
The Worst of Perth 
have you been back to coventry square markets dfoc?
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Yes. Despite my constant negative carping I’m addicted to the kasundi from the Indian shop.
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I love a man who is comfortable with his hypocrisy.
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You didn’t steal the sign for me?
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Will you steal Cohen Place from Beechboro for me?
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You know I never leave my hood, except if it’s by ocean.
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What’s so good about Street Signs?
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Passed by le Ziggurat literally yesterday and thought what a great Worst it would make. I had a very traumatic experience with a Red Cross resuscitation dummy in there as a child, which – much to my consternation – I ascribed for years to the carpark/Rivers store one block over. I still have a phobia of mannequins.
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Great stuff DC. You’ve reminded me that the interior design of Coventry Markets probably deserves a thorough worsting in its own right. Exhibit A: wall-mounted plaster mouldings as seen above.
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The worst feature is that LaGina’s poem rock still hasn’t been defaced.
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Nobody’s been able to think of a way to make it any worse.
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Commonwealth Bank and Muriel had a bash
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I am still waiting for news report “Gina’s rock “covered in semen…”
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Or that the kind of tasteless adornment typically associated with the homes of the rich and powerful becomes all the more so for being arbitrarily stuck all over the inside of a big shed.
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