Outrage Sunday 51 bonafied winning

Walking the dogs and need a wee (but not at the dogging toilet in the park)? Winning.

Naturally you want to make your life the very best that it can be. Of course you want to find your success code and be bold in your faith. It goes without saying you want hair like Anthony Robbins’. A Mosman Park resident left these on the verge, no doubt having wrung every drop of wisdom they could. I thought Og was a porn actor, but I was labouring under a misapprehension. Despite the confusion I am already a bonafied winner, so I took just the hat.

Winning and being a winner and owning the biggest plantation in the western suburbs is as basic as ABC.

JJ understands what it takes to be a bonafied winner. I know because he sent me this, from Xpress:

This entry was posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst people, worst sign, worst toilet and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

5 Responses to Outrage Sunday 51 bonafied winning

  1. The Legend 101's avatar The Legend 101 says:

    Shouldnt say a difference.

    Like

  2. B.T.'s avatar B.T. says:

    Is that the smelly toilet at Cottesloe beach your rag is always on about?

    Like

  3. skink's avatar skink says:

    looking at Anthony Robbins hair, I think that Rick Ardon stole his mojo

    secret’s of the world;s greatest…what?

    it looks like something is hidden behind that blue cicle

    ‘twats’ perhaps

    Like

We can handle the worst