Love the glowing cobra eye number plate mount. By Herb. Nicely incorporating the worst that is the Guildford Hotel. Pull that mother down already. And Herb, (who seems to be a car arse specialist) also includes Chillaxing in Midland complete with spruuting Cocos Palm in bg. Anyone with a Rick Ponting wheel cover can totally use their services.I like that spare tyre cover artist can be an actual thing these days.
Awesome job to have.

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Why the Guildford Hotel hate?
Seems a nice building–shame about the fire but the shell looks stable. Wish I could say the same about any number of similar buildings locally.
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Because it has been going on for so long. There is a rather annoying Save The campaign, that ignored the fact that nobody ever went there. Yes it should be saved and restored, but since everyone knows that it wont be…
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Yes, as TLA says, beautiful old building, should be saved, but whose going to put up the dollars?
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Yes, of course it should have been saved, but since it is obvious that it won’t be, it’s time for a tilt up liquor store in its place.
The extended period of not being saved or restored has allowed an extended and excruciating campaign by plonkers who unfortunately think they have a sense of humour.
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You’re right TLA, the liquor licence is the most valuable part. Possibly a fair argument for preserving the facade while converting the use though. As a public house it has no future.
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Especially when the marvellous Ling and Woodbridge Tavern are nearby, wonderful establishments that attract New Zealanders and mumbling old Vietnam vets. Guildford has all it needs.
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Enough of these accusations against the owners of the Guildford. Lets get things straight : they actually don’t live in Leederville. Right I’m off to see the Farting Menace.
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I don’t know what any of that means. Should I be XXXXXing?
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The bailiff will shortly be at your door.
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New slogan: Guildford – because Hamburger Hill burnt down.
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I did say allegedly.
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insurance i believe.
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You think?
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that’s my understanding. but as far as i can see it hasn’t got any further than the redevelopment sign on the fence.
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I made the assumption (maybe mistakenly) that insurance would not cover the full costs of any demolition/restoration. If the heritage details had to be kept as authentic as possible the costs may become prohibitive? Just a thought. I don’t know a lot about the hotel.
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I think the insurance falls short of full costs, which has been the problem.
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73 pictures ! Unviable ? Even worse, “fruitful” and “positive”. And then, this !
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Shouldn’t the cobra’s eyes flash during acceleration rather than braking?
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Must be a god botherer – a CUB would have 666
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And a goat.
p.s. I’m reminded now of the Flash-eyed Mother in Amos Tutuola’s remarkable My life in the bush of ghosts, after which of course Byrne and Eno’s classic 1981 album was named. I searched for this book for two years and finally found it, incredibly, in a secondhand bookshop in Alice Springs. 50 cents. Here’s a taste.
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WTH
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Finally Chillax’n Website is where I want it to be. Admittedly I will have minor changes along the way and want to swap a few areas but on the whole it is complete! I am new to the world of of computors only less than a , let alone creating my own website! Many thanks for the support from the team at at Go-Media which have been wonderful all the way. I currently have quite a few Spare Tyre Cover Designs to choose from and intend to keep creating with fresh, new ideas. I now will be entering the world of Marketing my product which is a little daunting, but I do believe in what I have in my product and I will be working at the best way to show my Designs off and inform people the endless range of ideas that can be customised to individually suite different interests and lifestyles of just about anyone who owns a caravan or 4×4 with a spare tyre!
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Hippy ranga black boys?
Er … sorry … grass trees.
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Balgas.
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That’s what happens to yer stalks when you do too much of the “hippy” stuff.
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