Only in Northam – surely – could a denim shirt with rolled up sleeves, black jeans and tatts be regarded as a sharper look. In Toodyay obviously a smarter look would be new denim cutoffs for your sister – who you just married, but I thought Northam would at least run to boardshorts! And what kind of “occasion” would there ever be in Northam, apart from getting all righteously racist about sending aborigines back where they came from (ie Moora). They do have that night where the old dudes celebrate Tet calling out about “Charlie” and “punji sticks”, (wait that was Toodyay as well) and I guess you could wear this. I guess. What are these rurotards doing with their subsidies? Here’s a picture of a farm on fire I took a few minutes later if that makes you feel any better.

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Maybe it’s for funerals or court?
Note that the jeans aren’t hanging down around his knees, and the shirt appears plain, not checked.
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no belt = suicide risk
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I guess it’s a notch above stubbies, thongs and a singlet.
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For when a footy jersey isn’t enough…
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He’s clearly got a few Thingz on his mind.
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…and stars in his eyes.
shirt tucked in, but no belt
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Tucked in at the front. Only poofters tuck in at the back.
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So the shirt must not be pre lifted?
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Correct. Not like on the Arrondissement, where city smartarses can even purchase pre-bitten pillows.
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cultivating ironic buggers handles?
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Morally wrong or rurally mong, the “Our Cuzz” range covers both occasions.
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Mitchell Johnson is exclusively dressed by the House of Langer
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Is that him?
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tatts
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is that a tattoo of a Chinese mullet?
‘I’ll have the one with the stupified fish’
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Why did you wear the brown suit Saturday night & not this fabulous number TLA?
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Video footage? Did anyone get glassed?
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Surprising lack of violence RR, not even a good stilting despite TLA baiting the hirsute locals. No video, didn’t bother familiarizing myself with video function on phone so found it somewhat detracting.
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Did he tell the one about the Chinese teacher telling kids to put down their pants??
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That’s my favourite too.
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Chinese kids – ‘now you die’.
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I fkn hate tats.
So plurry “in your face” and full of aggression and bad attitude.
All these folks trying to look “bad ass”.
The clothing looks superbe by comparison.
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Perthnow wowser alert
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/uwa-students-seek-sluts-for-rotto-party/story-e6frg13u-1226323581040
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Only in Rockingham can you get glassed at the fucking LIBRARY.
http://www.perthnow.com.au/news/western-australia/search-for-woman-after-glassing/story-e6frg143-1226324009996
Also, who knew Rockingham has a library?
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Is that near Cunt Hole Doodle?
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nobody in rockingham.
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Rockingham has books, for one purpose, http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/322589
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They ran out of Gideon’s ?
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smoked em homes, not enuff hotels
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The idea of a hotel in Rockingham… mind already struggling with concept of library there.
Maybe they charge by the hour?
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Rockingham=Bogan City!
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Whaddaya want … Industrie ?
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Gazman v
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