By Daniel V. Scarborough. Nice use of the clothes airer. And also nice registered lawn. By the way, does this headline make it seem that demons were gnawing on the poor woman’s foot? What an odd thing to write. Haven’t seen so much use of demon cliches (dark demons, battling demons etc) since I was a Shaolin monk.
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Apparently it’s more polite to say someone suffers from personal demons than that they have a mental illness.
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Eaten by demons?
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Yes. Well she did marry Alan Bond.
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Yes, the demons clearly missed a trick there. Much more meat on Bonfy.
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Did you mean Bondy? I actually prefer Bonfy.
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You will recall Frank spruiking shares in the Bonf Corporation many years ago…
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Thank you Outrage. At least one of us is paying attention.
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Sheesh. It’s hardly world-class when you have to explain jokes his blog has generated to him.
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at least she wasn’t eaten out by demons
too soon?
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Let me just prepare this boilerplate so that it can be cut and pasted.
This site truly is the worst of Perth. Instead of making fun of a demon eaten …blah, blah…Get a life…looser.
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my all time favorite cut and paste template… (from “to all my street art friends”, Sept 2009)
“This is my husbands truck….. So tell me what, “nerd or Geek” goes around our suburbs looking for unusual and strange “things” and thinks it’s so cool and funny, at someone’s else’s expense. You are a sad bunch of lonely twats!!!!!
PS yes my husbands grammar is poor but he earns a F##K load more money than you will ever see in your life time!!! Not you Greg. CHEERS”
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yeah, CHEERS
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Very Silly!
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What was the bit above the sign you fiddled with?
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I preferred the post not to be associated with a person or place of business.
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Sanitiser! Dumbing downer! Airbrusher of history!
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At first blush I was going to leave it. At second blush I didn’t.
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I was hoping you would find a way to airbrush the guy sunbathing on the bus I sent you so it could have a public outing.
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I could pixelate, but (or butt) the effect might be lost. Maybe a word picture.
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A good Stalinist would have would have removed the number on the letterbox as well, just in case…
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The mighty Demons?
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Not associated with the demons that got Mainy. Different crew.
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Any relation to Ben Cousin’s demons?
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But same suburb.
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Two posses of demons terrorising Cottesloe! And this is the first we hear of it? Looks like the local media fell asleep at the wheel.
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Eaten by demons at the wheel. It can happen. One lot were dark demons I think, so they may have trained it from another suburb.
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There goes the neighbourhood.
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Didn’t Luke Pommersbach have to confront some demons out that way?
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In Teh West today – TLA – 5 limes for $2 at Coles.
Or has your tree finally come good?
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I saw it. No. tree flourishing but no limey.
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I am bereft of limes at this time. May have been eaten by demons.
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Eileen?
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‘Bond’s wife Eileen who had borne him four children, was unimpressed and when Bliss met Bond in a restaurant in 1987 and kissed him, Eileen said to the restaurant manager: ”Throw the bitch out of here!” ‘
http://www.smh.com.au/national/obituaries/from-small-beginnings-to-world-of-theatre-20120131-1qr7z.html
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I think there’s something going on. Both my lime trees are bare.
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I’ll have limes to give away, if the floods don’t kill the tree.
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On closer inspection this morning, I have many small, dark green & hard limes. So shall be in plague in a few weeks.
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Kick it to me, kick it to me!
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Is that Mike Hussey’s house?
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As I mentioned here, when I saw Suzi Quatro at Beatty Park on May 18, 1974, it was from in the racing pool. Coincidence ?
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Jesus tit. I’d almost forgotten about this blog. Have a listen to you lot. The same 5 commenters since 1998. Except for Skunk or whatever the eff his name was. Self proclaimed “Perth’s richest left winger” – that idiot. What happened to him?
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does he mean me?
you’d think someone in the Signals would be a better communicator.
thanks to Colin Barnett’s staff I’ve seen pictures of Mark McGowan’s house and I reckon he’s richer. I am however taller and stronger.
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So do you mob go about proclaiming yourselves as: ‘I don’t want to brag, but I’m kind of a big deal on this thing called the internet’ NF#1 didn’t when we met.
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Well if it isn’t poor little Big Ramifications. 1998 ? Can’t pretend we’ve missed you because you never had anything to contribute. Sorry to see nothing’s changed.
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Last comment I recall was “The fah?” on the epic Inseminators thread. Done anything memorable since Big Ram?
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Credit where due – Big Ram did contribute one of my all-time favourite Worsts:
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Heh heh you said Skunk.
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I was born an Asia Beat man.
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The nasty-assed Honey Skunk takes what it wants.
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