Rob F sent in possibly one of the best ever worsts, which I probably can’t use, but he followed through with this monstrosity from Wangara. Irish dance academy? In a fuck off roller doored tilt-up in Wangara? With poxy Celtic font? Marvellous! One of my most hated types is that awful Celtic/Gaelic rubbish. As bad as Chinese restaurant font. Maybe they should have used that.
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Not many of the literate Irish people that I know/knew, especially those with any knowledge of history, approve of this “Celticisation”.
Just another touristy, faux cultural, invention.
I’ve no complaints about the tilt up concrete, though: It gives a much better surface for ‘after-market’ artistry than endless acres of face brick.
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If they could go northern Ireland and have one of those hooded gunman Belfast murals on the side.
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I was thinking more of officially sanctioned graffs.
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ignorant racsist
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Agreed: if there’s two things I can’t abide, it’s racsism, and the Dutch.
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I go to WA academy, we have got national champions and world champions. You don’t even know what we do in class, you’re just judging from the outside
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Judging from the backside?
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I don’t understand. Where’s the penis graff on the side of this building? If not for the registered lawn and endless blue sky it would be most unPerth.
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There seems to be some artwork on the side of the building.
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Yep, looks like a tag to me. I’d know a penis if I saw one.
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I’m not seeing cocos one either
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Give it time.
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This is the Australia Day line up for the concert at Parliament House:
• INXS.
• The Potbelleez
• Sneaky Sound System
• Spiderbait
• Katie Noonan and;
• The Captains
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capwatch, that smudge of lipstick on your collar makes me think she (or he) was incapable of consent.
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Nothing a hire car packed with Semtex couldn’t fix.
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One of my better Asia Beats I think.
Someone has already thought it was real. For some reason.
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i cringed as i laughed.
too close to the bone.
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Is there a technical name for the architectural feature above the door that provides neither shade nor protection from the rain?
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And which if was covered would direct rain back into the building.
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And which if covered would direct water back into the building.
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a feature.
australian architecture is replete with them.
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It is a symbolic, non-functioning canopy (or, awning if you prefer). It serves its purpose of providing an unambiguous marker for the entrance, and I doubt if the facade deserves a better design.
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Stupid concept, altogether.
Whether or not a building “deserves” this, or that is irrelevant.
The users deserve better, and could have got it for less expense.
Architects’ fanciful and inutile attempts at being “different” by copying some other fuckwit’s
“stylistic” concepts.
Oh! Sorry!
It’s the client’s fault.
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Yes, I would tell the “architect” I want a sort of fake undercover area at the front door, so staff fiddling with their keys or customers trying to read the opening hours laminate can still be soaked by rain. Good Day Sir/Madam. I SAID GOOD DAY!
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architects rarely involved at this end of the market. probably not even a building designer.
possibly the owner’s wife.
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Your dedication to and defence of your fellow crafters is laudable.
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Oh, AND I SAID GOOD DAY!!!!!!
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it’s more that i dislike inaccuracy.
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Sounds more like hope than fact checking.
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A prepuce?
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It’s actually a clan lab. The sign is there to make sure no-one ever comes near the place.
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Who are they kidding with the portico thingys?
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Not sure what would be worse in a tilt up shed, an Irish Dance Academy or the more usual suburban swingers club. Or is this a different Northern suburbs we’re talking about.
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Wouldn’t just one welcome would be enough ? And what’s that symbol above it ? An Irish Wagyl ?
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Is it the punt??
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Doesn’t look anything like a boat.
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Shabeen for gamblers?
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Rolly reminds me of one of a hotel room service person for some reason.
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I love font snobbery (I wish I could have typed that Helvetica).
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Are you a new user Langhorne?
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Teh Horne’s been around for a while.
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A 12 year old with early onset dementia.
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Um that’s my dance school and its actually lovely inside, one of the best dance studios in Perth. I’d stop being so judgement if you have no idea what you’re talking about. :)
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Umm. This is a shot of the outside.
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You’re being judgement again.
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I AM judgement.I AM ennui.
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My point was these nasty comments are unnecessary and pathetic. An Irish dance school that chose a celtic font, wow we are outrageous. Now run along and go criticise something else.
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No. They are necessary and pathetic. No one was even looking at this old post. You are the one who brought it back to attention. Shouldn’t you be telling yourself to run along. Or at least skip away with a straight back and tiny steps? And jayzus someone who does Celtic dancing is at the level of someone who gets a BA at 60. A looser who can’t see it.
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The word Craic was invented by the Guiness brewing company,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craic
This later lead to its use as a name for suburbs , thus , Dunny Craic, abbreviated to Duncraig.
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And I thought the Irish were known for their self-deprecating sense of humour. I suspect you might be Welsh.
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Not Welsh!?
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Prolly not a Taf, but a faux Irish wannabe.
The sort that was born of several generations of immigrants and still drinks green beer on Paddy’s day.
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So but I love watching IRISH DANCING AND I LOVE DOING IT. So can you please back off and fucking stop talking about IRISH DANCING that way not one gives a crap about your stupid blog because IRISH DANCING IT FUN SO STOP
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Ummmm… What?
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This is nearly 2 years old. Thank you for bringing it to everyone’s attention again.
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They’re obviously VERY UPSET about IT.
Irish dancing is SHIT.
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Not improved by Celtic font.
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twelve year old girl upset, be gentle
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I’m from WA academy of Irish dancing so stop!
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Look, if you’re going to have an Irish Academy of anything, at least get a decent font. That’s as bad as Comic Sans.
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And move your arms.
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It’s popularity doesn’t come in waves.
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I can’t I’m a non-stop dancer
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We did, Fiona. Three years ago.
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Have we started?
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I like ponies.
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Of all the Irish martial arts traditional slab hurling is the most obscure. Slab Murphy used to be champ but I havent followed developments for a while. He got his name by winging some winging poms.
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