In passing, can I just ask, how has the The West’s Inside Cover, (long a poor man’s The Worst of Perth), become even crappier? Not only do they now have a snoreworthy “On this day” section, but the exquisite banality of a”Thought of The Day” too!”Scots under King James routed? “Modesty is the only bait when you angle for praise.”? Wot fuck? The rest of IC is taken up by poor spelling of accommodation and a hilarious Alston in the “Me no rikey” genre. Guys, this is shitty. Shitty from arsehole to breakfast. Shitty as a baby’s bum. Shittier than the ace of spades. Shittier than two skeletons copulating on a corrugated iron roof. Malcolm Quekket appears to be The Bard, or perhaps the new Winton of shitty. Who would have thought that the action of bringing back Rob Broadfield would be an improvement here?
Unbelievable. And shitty.
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The Worst of Perth 
Thought for the day: A man never stoops so low as something something a child.
On this day: On this day in 1986, Paul Murray first used the term, “At first blush.”
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To launch ? To choose a pet for ?
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The Fourth Earl of Chesterfield? Didn’t he also write Shakespeare?
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Not on that day.
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Whats shitty about the ace of spades?
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I meant A nun’s camel’s.
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Why don’t you say what you mean instead of all this twee euphemism?
Cunt.
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I honestly wish I’d never asked. At least no photo with a straw sticking out.
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Dean Alston must be teh worst cartoonist in Australia – he is Teh Worst personified. I think the reason they don’t sack him, Mooner, Kovacks and the rest of them is that it wouldn’t really make much difference. The only reason to publish Teh Worst is to have something to put the Retravision and Harvey Norman inserts into.
That other WA snoozer Eoin Cameron also loves dipping into the almanac – as a substitute for thought. He can be excused though – he has been producing the same program for 30 years and clearly doesn’t give a shit. Neither do his listeners.
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Yes, when I mock Asians it is with a contemporary flourish, backed up with 7 years of China study.
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swill
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Cameron could legitimately do “On this day in 1981 I did on this day.”
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If Eoin broadcast some tapes from 1981 would anyone know the difference, other than the excruciating references to media megastar?
Alston? an arsehole looking for a paper to wipe
Sattler? pure and simple cunt with the emphasis on simple
6PR? taxi driver arse rash broadcast to a multilingual audience desperate to assimilate
720? snoresville housewife and pensioner valium
92.9? annoying piece of chewing gum that gets stuck to your shoe and accretes with gravel
Luke Morfesse? What? still alive? medical science has a lot to answer for
Rob Broadfield? Two heart attacks clearly isnt enough, and judging by latest pics, number three is due in 2012, how did teh Mayans knowz?
Geoff Hutchison? I found a piece of belly button lint this morning with more personality, but it was in someone elses belly button so the day wasnt a write off
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Dude, time of the month? IC was superior to now with Luke M.
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Need a zombie rampage
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Raaaaahhhhh!must eat brains…..
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modern culture or back to the future?
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The internet-sourced filler starts at page 2!? They’re not even fucking trying any more.
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True, but on the upside you’re only lumped with a News Ltd rag on Sundays
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Today’s is even Worster: The lifts in Governor Stirling Tower. Something about golf. Bunch of plonkers wrapping XXXmas presents.
Thought for the day: Eat flaming death, fascist media pigs!
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…or maybe something from the little book of calm:
Concentrate on the silence
When it comes, dwell on what
it sounds like.
Then strive to carry that quiet with
you wherever you go.
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Justin Langer should be writing IC.
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Maybe he could write a dossier on the Town of Vincent Council?
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THe Plonkers wrapping Xmas Presents is being PR manged by our own Cookster – though I wonder if they have been forced to move from Wellington St as West TV has now built Studio 2 in their storage space out the back :-)
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PR manged? Burrowing ex-journos under skin?
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It gets worse. It looks as though IC is now ripping-off this website:
http://weloveperth.net.au/corner-store-fremantle-opening/
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huh?
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Apparently the best things about Perth are these Melbourne-five-years-ago hipster-cutesy purveyors of over-designed bollocks for brain-dead Frankie “readers.” What an absolute load of fuckin’ bollocks. The so-called designers responsible for this kind of wank (above website included) should be lined up and shot.
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??
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I happened to read IC yesterday at the doctor’s. How fucken not funny is Malcolm Quekett? Seriously, who thought he’d be the one for IC?
The funniest part of the whole page was that someone had spelled Cottesloe as ‘Cottisloe’ on the Subway website. Fuck me.
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It really has gone downhill even from its previous bottom of the valley level. He’s terrible.
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Malcolm Quekett. What a cxxt. The girl who did it while he was away ruining people’s lives in Bali was much better.
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