Just realised it’s The Worst of Perth’s 4th anniversary! Feels longer sometimes. Still haven’t been given a Royalties for Regions temporary tatt. Had to make my own. Also, haven’t had a poll for a while. This one should be popular.
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The Worst of Perth 
Happy anniversary, TLA. Many thanks for bothering to keep us constantly amused and appalled. Cheers !
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Happy anniversary TLA! Thanks for the worsts and not worsts, and here’s to many more!
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happy anniversary and all that.
I’ve asked Paul Murray to arrange flowers
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and something special for the anniversary:
Eskimo Joe to write new song for Dockers:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/sport/a/-/afl/10366348/eskimo-joe-join-dockers-song-battle/
lyric by Tim Winton?
I thought they already wrote ‘Who sold her out’ for Mark Harvey
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Happy Birthday cunt. No danger of running out of Worsts in Busselton-on-the-Swan.
Why ban TL101? Who made you Rob Johnson?
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I’m just putting it out there. Unlike local councils, your vote here can have a real impact.
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he
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Good Grief!
Have I really wasted so much time for so long?
Why ban TL 101, after all he adds little to the value of the blog and takes up a lot of pars to get his/her meaningless twaddle across.
Ban Parliamentary representatives from the public arena in preference, they do much the same thing, but on a grander scale.
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First they came for the bongs. Then the legends.
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happy anniversary.
long may you worst.
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I have toyed with stopping. In some ways the city has vastly improved in these important few years.
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I am happy to be the guest overlord again if you need to spend more time with your family.
Everyone loves it when I am at the helm!
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Roger the cabin boy? (tl101 no offence)
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lately Outrage Sundays have been very impressive.
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Are you making a reference to the recent announcement that Carol Martin won’t be running for the Kimberley seat in 2013? Because she wants to spend more time with her family? Or do I listen to too much ABC news on the radio?
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Ixnay on the artinmay. You don’t hear enough Clear Channel.
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And yes I’m saying I am responsible for improving it. There will be a bronze of me one day, hopefully on the corner of Walcott and Beaufort.
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The Smiths have surely already been commissioned. I look forward to dressing it humourously for some future CHOGM.
Congratulations on 4 marvellous years. Apparently the modern 4th anniversary gift is a kitchen appliance, but I understand you already have a muddler, so I’m out of ideas.
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I’d offer him my toasted scoop, but I kinda need it.
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they unveiled the bronze of charlie court this morning. surely there will be worsting there.
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Who did it?
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Tony Jones
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Statue Story:
http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2011/09/29/3329109.htm
he appears to be following the yellow brick road
in a few years will they add a small, insignificant statue of Richard Court in the shadow of this one?
it appears to be on the same corner as the kangaroos with briefcases. I hope they haven’t been removed..
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I was hoping it would be much worse. At least he’s got a fucking tie on.
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it’s on the adjacent corner i believe, roughly south-eastern.
not that i have been to look.
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I hear they used the old Freo railway lines to do the eyebrows.
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Charlie court? I rode past this morning and thought it was Bondy.
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CC’s decision to try and isolate Freo by cutting off the train was a bold decision.
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i’m thinking in the middle of the intersection, make the bastards go around you.
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Rather than a bronze, I’d rather see something tasteful in limestone. Must be some spots available outside Galleria?
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Oh yeah, congratulations on 4 years. You couldn’t have done it without us.
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Say it ain’t so!
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You’re raison d’etre is make yourself useful until no longer required?
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4 years on & the worsts still make themselves everywhere one looks. Happy Birthday country.
TL101? BAN HIM(NO OFFENCE) or not, sometimes its amusing despite lack of relevance. Most amusing is the ire raised by the robotic posts submitted. Does ok for a hack
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You seem to know something the rest of us don’t Pete.
Happy Anniversary TLA. Given the tatt font I’m a bit surprised you didn’t go for a Cousin’s style “Such is Life.”
I voted “unless,” mostly as a way of goading the cunt (last three words have a nice ring to them?) into making a no doubt hoot-worthy submission. Otherwise I don’t really care.
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I wanted to add “She-Ra” in that font, but I ran out of musculature.
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Goading the cunt, reminiscent of bogarting the chong.
You been photoshopping the bicep,and I’m not talking about text
What a merry four years, thanks Lazy
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“You been photoshopping the bicep,and I’m not talking about text”
All real and natural, if you consider hard liquor diet natural.
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“Goading the Cunt” has overtones of “Spearing the Bearded Clam”.
Any old enough to remember?
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Sure, although the beards are no longer fashionable.
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Happy 4th TLA.
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Happy anniversary.
I am disappointed Wikipedia doesn’t have something about the great moment in its On This Day section.
I can’t confirm nor deny I am the bloke in the above photo.
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Did you also get AWOL and FIFO on your knuckles?
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You noticed the subtle fowf. Knuckles? Yeah, let’s call them knuckles.
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is it true that the Herald are having a similar vote on Andrew Bolt?
what a shocking assault on free speech this is.
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Happy four years!
Poll is not worst.
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Happy Anniversary LA. Nice work.
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Today you’re 4! Happy Birthday! Now you can go to kindergarten, twop!
It’s time to think out of the square…4 corners, get it??
yes, I have no life.
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Happy 4th.
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Interesting. Leaving him be is wining the poll.
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Someone actually voted ? Irrelevant.
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I’ll have you know Polldaddy polls are legally binding.
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I did. I’m the lone voice who said ditch the schmuck.
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Not lone.
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Not lone.
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Oh! That’s nice to know.
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nor me.
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no, not at all alone. I know it’s not fair, but as Voltaire said: ‘Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices.’
ban the tedious cunt.
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Im very dissapointed and Disaprove on the poll and find it dicusting and I demanded it taken away A.S.A.P!.
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how many have you demanded be banned/
and also , cunt.
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I can’t help thinking you and Bento might have got more “ban the cunt votes”.
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Well I voted for equivocation
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WHAT THE HELL!
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Im not I saying i want the poll taken away!.
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are you Jar Jar Binks?
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With a dash of Gilligan.
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I wish I hadn’t mentioned Jar Jar Binks. Now when I read anything by L101 I hear it in that voice. From the urban dictionary definition of Jar Jar Binks:
‘A friggin idiot sent to piss many off, who everyone wants killed off’
1. possibly the most hated character of all time.
2. someone who is a complete dumbfuck
3. someone who ruins, or the act of ruining what would otherwise be a perfectly good thing.
4. a person who is no better than a cup full of piss when you’re thirsty.
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Even Jar Jar wouldn’t commit such continued crimes against punctuation.
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What The Hell,NO!
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I guess the only thing worse than being the most hated man on TWOP is being
‘The most hated man in dubstep.’
http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/sep/29/skrillex-dubstep-interview
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Congrats TLA – makes me not so bored in Boulder.
TL101 ? Leave the silly prick be. ( I wonder how he voted?)
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yeah, yeah, yeah, TWoP is one of the highlights of my late evening entertainment. Well done and here’s to many more. You should be very proud of yourself TLA. And I would like to say that TL101 adds a vibrancy that money couldn’t buy
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but does he add ooshta?
and why do i think he is a boy?
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Does sociopathy count as Ooshta?
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Belated happy fourth LA, please don’t go.
I say keep the legend, either s/he’s real or an excruciatingly sustained effort.
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govinda1, It is well established by now it’s an “excruciatingly sustained effort”. The guy’s creating a new diagnosis just in time for the DSMV.
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I now have an earworm of the Chemical Brothers’ ‘Let Forever Be’ with the words:
‘Nah, Let the poor cunt be.’
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Let the right cunt in. It’s Scaninavian.
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Let me fix that for you,
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I’ve actually met Helô Pinheiro, the girl in the song. She still hangs out at the Veloso bar hoping people will buy her a drink and have their photo taken. I was with the missus, so did neither. I did say hello though, and told her she didn’t look half bad for an old bird
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Congratulations on four years old, TLA. Looking forward to CHOGM supplying a rich mine of worsts.
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If this was a real WA referendum, you’d ignore the result anyway
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doesn’t Sunday trading start soon?
this is more of a John Howard referendum – split the opposing vote and load the question
by my count it’s:
Ban him: 54.5%
Let the cunt be: 45.5%
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yes, but we’re not getting daylight saving.
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A belated yet deeply heartfelt thank you for your Not Worst work on this site, TLA!
4 years?!
If only I had the mad skillz / iPhone app (I’m sure one exists) to create a montage of various worsts and comments wrangling (with a scrolling feed of the twitter update GOLD across the bottom), with a musical soundtrack. I’m thinking “The Way We Were” or maybe “Celebrate” (that one from 1988?).
Something slightly commissioned and naff should do it…
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Thought I’d mention it. They do say that it’s the thought that counts, right?
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