Auteur Asbjorn. Asbjorn says… “Snapped this one on my mobile a while ago at a carpark outside Bott’s Chemist in Bentley… you know, the area of Bourbon Street that goes from the tasteful McDonalds of St James to the wasteland-in-a-city.
The car had been broken into, the CD slip rifled through, and a CD discarded which was Human Nature.”
Yeah, It happens, dude, it happens.
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The Worst of Perth 
Is the twist of paper HN-connected?
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dance of the flaming arseholes?
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I see that wanker Michael Hutchence never goes out of style
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Paula Yates did like her men well hanged
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Thought I’d try my hand at a boy-band lyric:
Faster than a stolen car
You stole my heart
Rifled through my dashboard
Found what you want
We touched ignition wires
The very first spark
But we were driving into the dark
You know I loved you
So hard and so long
But now it is over
Like the end of a song
You tossed me aside
Like a silver disc
It’s as though we never kissed
Taking roundabouts (oh yeah)
At a hundred and ten
Crash into the nearest house
And do it again
The Gosnells police
Will never have rest
We’ll make the front page of the West
You know I loved you
So hard and so long
But now it is over
Like the end of a song
You tossed me aside
Like a silver disc
It’s as though we never kissed
etc etc etc
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Superb. Although some of the rhymes are a little complex for boy band material. Not a single high/sky?
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Queen/know whatI mean
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Could easily have slipped “girl” in there too.
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You are the SAW of TWOP.
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The New “As If”.
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My heart is broken
My dick you had woken
Bitch, you never put out
Bitch, you left with me without
Bitch
I remember your sister
Kind enough to blister
She’d scream “Mister”
As I’d do her
In the poo-er
But you weren’t as smart
Left my love in a handcart
On the way to Hell
My heart you’d thought you’d sell
My heart is broken
My cock had been awoken
A massive snake
It was gonna be your slice of wedding cake
But bitch you were on the make
You blew me off
But all I wanted was a pull-off
Bitch, learn not to ditch
And so my heart is broken
My dick you had awoken
Bitch, you never put out
Bitch, you left me without
Bitch… ah ha ha ah ah ah
Ah ha hah ha ha ha Ummm…..
Yeah!
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wasnt that a song from Smouse on angry Boys?
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It’s a track from upcoming album “Love Me Or Suck My Cock”.
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You may mean forthcoming.
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Upchucking?
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Spruuuuuting
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Ran Over A Mobile, My dad knows someone that ran over his laptop once.
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Thats a metaphor right?
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Freudian reference to father’s lap
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No its true, Go Away Orbea!.
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A hotel dropped a bed on my laptop in Hobart. Does that count?
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Yes, Did you blame the hotel?
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