To the forgotten, vandalised, and abandoned TVs, we say sorry.
Plasma screens are the lifeblood of our home theatres, but we say sorry for being disrespectful.
What is happening to media? We are secretly not sorry for still believing the Zenith 28T925R was the greatest telly ever.
To the shareholders of Seven West Media, we say sorry, and hope it may get up to $5 again. We apologise, and you have our commiserations, if you had WAN shares at $14. We are full of remorse in a sorrowful way when we thought downsizing and seeking synergies and efficiencies were the go.
We will be very sorry indeed when we open that bottle and discover the sparkling is flatter than one of those cursed plasma screens that gets Foxtel and will soon have that Internet thingy on it. We are regretful in advance of Frank posting many things from that UTube blog of Fat Cat being rogered by Brindley at the Miss Universe gala pageant at the EnCen before the stage collapsed.