The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

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Homeswest launches MILH, “Mothers I’d like to House” program…

Busselton to join the “Shizzle” generation. Boasting the longest wooden “Jizzle” in the Southern hemisphere the southwest town of Busselton…

Teenagers told, “Ennui must be earned. It’s not a right.”…

Kewell claims “bush tucker” not big money brought him back to Australia. “Yeah, bush plums, witchetty grubs, all that shit. Oh and Chicos.”

Alannah MacTiernan promises recycling bins “from arsehole to breakfast” in Vincent as she joins Mayoral race…

Noone wants to see our nurries hanging out.” Brett Heady slams Mainy Legend Match cozzie. “They’re mankinis so you can’t even wear undies!”

High dam levels allow restart of Dockers colonic irrigation program. “You can’t justify millions of litres of water going up player backsides…

Woosha’s greatest regret-That Simone de Beauvoir did not live to see Eagles success. Dying in Apr 1986, a few weeks before Ron Alexander was…

Qld Govt bid to lure WA whale sharks to Gold Coast “Reprehensible” – Barnett. “It’s not just about more plankton, it’s about lifestyle,” Qld…

Curtin creative writing tutor hospitalised as his mature aged students throw 16 separate and concurrent wine and cheese nights…

Gay stallions last chance to avoid wild brumby cull. Introducing gay stallions to “naturally” reduce births in NSW high country is the last…

Tour camel “raped my Akubra” . US tourist in Broome tells horror story as camel mates with iconic Aussie hat. “If I could have taken it off

Premier warns against “blackface” at home CHOGM parties. Fans dressing up as their favourite CHOGM leader at backyard celebrations shouldn’t…

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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One Response to The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

  1. The Legend 101 says:

    Very Colourful Writing but history means nothing to me!

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