Of Champions

By Tristan H. West Perth. More serenity for the afternoon.I’m wondering if one of these will ever be picked up by 720 Mornings or Drive. Every day on facebook it’s “We saw x in the paper this morning. What’s the x-ist x you’ve ever had? Let us know your favourite x story.” So please can there be “We saw beer bottles and tuna on TWOP today. What’s the most beer bottles and tuna you’ve ever had on a windowsill? Tell us your favourite bottles and tuna stories.” OR, it surely must go meta query. “We saw ourselves asking you about shit this morning. What’s the laziest time you’ve ever seen us seeing ourselves asking you about shit? Tell us your favourite us seeing ourselves asking you shit stories.”

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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13 Responses to Of Champions

  1. vegan's avatar vegan says:

    lovely.

    i like these quiet afternoon images.

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  2. BRIK's avatar BRIK says:

    At least they’re thinking about the dolphins.

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  3. rottobloggo's avatar rottobloggo says:

    Wonderful. Tin and glass and brick…I feel a haiku coming on…

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  4. Bento's avatar Bento says:

    Very Zen (ignoring the dead tuna in the room).

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  5. The Legend 101's avatar The Legend 101 says:

    Its Not Zen Bento, Its called Bogan

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  6. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild's avatar Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    That’s a cheap shot at 720. Imagine having to put 3 hours of radio to air about what’s happening in Perth EVERY DAY. I’d be lying there in a cold sweat every night.

    It’s nice to see people actually opening the West too. Bet the Worst shareholders are happy they threw their lot in with Kerry Stokes debt laden Channel 7 outfit. Looks like that is working out well for them.

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