Two worsts by Ljuke. I like how they’ve picked on the Chinese edition as if to give an extra boost to English Lit understanding. Can’t see if it is by Darles Chickens. And with the other, I just love the name Noreen.
Worst Talk
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Is That Written In Chineese or English?
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heh, ‘out on the street its dangerous ground’ Particularly dangerous if you don’t define your local government boundaries correctly & mistake Belmont for East Mount Lawley.
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Belmont has always been at war with East Mount Lawley.
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So perhaps Ascot was built in the same spirit as Canberra?
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The Swan River is the moat, Maylands is the Somme. No Pasaran!
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Agreed i hate theese 10 suburbs the most
1. Balga
2. Marangaroo
3. Northbridge
4. Belmont
5. Fremantle
6. South Perth
7. Kiara
8. Mirrabooka
9. Carousel
10. Witford
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Oh my! It’s just like someone raided the library back in the suburb of Geelong I lived in before moving to Perth. I don’t think they bought any new books after 1982.
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Thats stupid, do you know why?
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It’s either because you don’t like anything unless you write it TL101. Or because you touch yourself at night. One of the two.
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Rob Broadfield 720 Mornings – East Perth cafes prepare for doubling of consumption “We can take the criticism, its the volume we love”
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Senior Loner is an anagram of Noreen Riols
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REel sin no or.
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I kind of wish I’d shelled out the 50c for “Farquhar’s Physique” (pictured in the background of the first photo). I can’t find any synopsis online, but the title sounds quite promising.
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http://marklovewell.com/articles/knight.htm
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I rather like the idea of a weekly Thursday group.
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Yeah, I can dig it.
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When I saw “Troy – Hot Pursuit” I thought it would be a steamy tale of forbidden love….but alas it was not to be.
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I always thought that the “Sale of Two Titties” was a kind of pornographic advertising brochure.
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Comedy history? Anyone?
google Monty Python bookshop sketch.
TLA refers to it in the opening stanza
Ethel, why don’t you try WH Smiths?
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Yes, it occurred to me, but I thought there was some kind of generally agreed upon injunction against quotation of Monty Python.
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When did that start?
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Not here specifically, but generally. C’mon: tell me you don’t wince when some second year science student starts to recite Dead Parrot or suchlike?
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Wink wink nod nod, I told him knowingly, etc.
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Noone does that now. You need to guard aginst Withnall quotes now.
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Look, I came here for an argument. That’s just contradiction.
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The “Sale of Two Titties” pun pre-dates Monty Python by at least half a century.
Fuck my memory – I can’t for the life of me remember who wrote it down first, but, like most things literary, it was probably plagiarised from elsewhere.
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the two ronnies.
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Indeed, they used it too.
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“The Two Ronnies” post-dated Python and had some of the Python team writing for it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Two_Ronnies. The “Tale of Two Titties”, however probably dates back to vaudeville.
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your slip is showing.
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It was only a matter of time.
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shame it was working
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Wait & see if 101 spots it.
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Pete: my theory is that he is the ghost of Ronny Corbett, or a Charlie Carters grocer (No Offence).
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Sale of………2 TTs….!!
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“Birthright”… that’s good.
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“I’ wa’ the best of times, it wa’ the worst of times, i’ wa’ the age of wisdom, it was the age of foorishness.”
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