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I feel sorry for the crabs.
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Home of the Crabs
Fishing Boat Harbour – Fremantle.
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Shouldn’t it be Sardines in her jox then?
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Is it crab festival time again?
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I’m familiar with Blue Manna but not this species.
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in mandurah it’s always crab festival time.
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Damn nigger crabs.
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You really have to question the commitment of someone who uses an X to spell jocks.
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xmas jox. xmas cox jox.
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HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!
http://www.perthnow.com.au/business/perth-needs-to-be-more-vibrant-planning-minister-john-day/story-e6frg2ru-1226077040080
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“Supported by The Property Council….” Call me naive, but can a planning minister also in good conscience act as a minister for culture and arts?
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As a Minister for Planning, Culture and Arts, he makes an excellent dentist.
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you’re on the mediastatements mailing list as well? sent 10.43am, up on TWOP at 10.58
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Strangely enough, I’m not. I like to check the Perthnow website every 6 minutes, just in case there have been any urgent vibrancy declarations. Youse cunts are lucky you’ve got me on the case.
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Well yes and no. Perthnow every 6minutes? o the humanity
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Inane statements about vibrancy and ridiculous portfolio parameters aside, my observation is that he is surprisingly switched on. Just saying.
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I sat through his PowerPoint assisted presentation of his US trip. He has no vision, no imagination, and no personality.
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Talking to a PowerPoint makes anyone look like a moron. I don’t want to sound like a toady at all, and this is the last I’ll say about it, but I I’ve found him refreshingly far from dumb recently.
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Lumsden does it well – what I mean is he manages to sound like a moron when he talks to his twelve pages of eight powerpointpointpoints
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I have opinions on Lumsden too. I wonder if I know you, Orbea.
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I suspect the three of us move in the same circles.
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You need a sign to identify each other: a dolphin tattooed on your forehead?
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I didn’t think you’d be up this early. On your way to spew over the balcony? Seagulls would go wild.
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We need a secret handshake. Or a secret eyeroll probably
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Start sentences with “At first blush…”
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Slip ‘ooshta’ into the conversation.
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It’ll never work. I’ve been farting like a Mexican in The Good Store for months, but no Cimbali.
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Buy the fucking Scalextric or get out.
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the vibemastergeneral batteries were flat
he needs to spend more time at Paris Brest in Kalafuckenmunda
is all
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Did he use the majestic spinning in titles? A different effect for each line? The wondrous “venetian blind” transition?
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the light flashing off his high forehead to mask the transitions
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The VG can do what he likes.
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“Teh Vibester” needs to be an official title, as in Teh Vibester said to today that vibrancy is at an all time high, low or in between. It would be like the weather report.
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Why couldn’t Natalia do it?
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Nah should be Our Daile.
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Daile is now media officer for Liz Constable
her and Dixie both in the Department of Premier and Cabinet
I knew she was shallow, but I never thought her so shallow as to take the Tory shilling
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Bree FTW. Classy.
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Vibemaster General?
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YES! Enforces street art and attendance at small bars.
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Why not? When the level of Vibrancy falls below medium, police can stop them on the street and force them into the nearest small bar or laneway. Given existing police powers under this Liberal government, this should not even require any additional legislation.
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So were you out on the Vibemasters orders the night we met NF#1?
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More like the Imbibemaster’s Pete, if you recall.
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Agreed. Minister Day shall henceforth be known as the Vibemaster General.
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aren’t vibemaster generals available from adult shops?
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interchangeable head
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Vibemasters General.
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correct
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aaron of midland Posted at 12:53 PM Today
Perth dont need nothing leave ti alone.
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That spelling offends me.
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What a massive news day!
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/9659054
I’m off home to turn on all 4 burners, and shower until I get nanna-hands.
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And here I am stuck on Rotto missing out on it all…(pass the 2008 Kosovich Pemberton Pinot noir, honey…)
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And Bento’s practicing his good riddance as well as Bert Newton taken to hospital. All happening.
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hair today, gone tomorrow
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toupe’
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That’s a play on touche’ people. Can I get a witness?
I thought it was funny.
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I saw what you did there! it was funny.
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You know I’m not a LOL kinda guy. But nice work.
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Thanks JaneZ.
Yeah I know Bento. Youre more a ROFL kind of guy.
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But he was in the western suburbs only Wednesday…
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Colonial wine company Rowland Flat Elite Shiraz thanks – OMFG
MOAR!
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How’s the islamd going for paper crafts dfoc?
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Zip. Did you see the little follow-up to last week’s scoop?
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Missed it, will be in the leafy ‘burbs tomorrow & will pick up a copy.
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was nediaco your work defrock?
what a lame attempt at satire.
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What will it be called? Subilands?
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nedlands of course.
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Erl that writing sounds yuck and gross, I hope Whover Diane is agrees also while im here So happy this website its almost back to its old format.
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