Two from Two Rocks, or “Poo Jocks” as the locals apparently call it courtesy BenjiBestFriendji.There have been a few pics sent from the derelict Atlantis, (did they ever solve those dolphin murders?) but here’s another. Love the 2 Roxy business name too.

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Is there any scene that can’t be improved by the presence of
booziesa shopping trolley ? I think not.LikeLike
That is a delightful drain/security camera/wheat thresher by the door…
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Is that the back door for the Poo Jocks ?
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Is that the same statue form as Bunbury? Was there a factory in Belmont pushing these out as blanks for people to decorate as they like?
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my guess is that it is the same sculptor who did neptune, the sculptures at club capricorn, san simeon at gloucester park and goodness knows what else. an american chap by the name of mark le buse.
what is the bunbury sculpture of which you speak?
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The murderous Forrest family seigneur has limestone melanoma.
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This one here Vegan.
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oh, that one…
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http://escobar.id.au/articles/atlantis.php
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What a fantastic photo essay Orbea – cheers.
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Bizarrely, Two Rocks town centre has been cited, with apparent sincerity, as an example of Perth’s best architecture. Clearly things are even worster than we thought.
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Martin Dickhart. Yes.
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Can’t slip one by our man in the street a.k.a. “Rund” though. His casual aside, on “Kloppereske facade[s]” [sic] suggests he is no VN Commodore driver, or at least not one sporting excessive fibreglass bodywork, that would offend an aesthete such as himself.
Did that old Perth scallywag Bondy have something to do with this? I recall a possibly apocryphal story of him painting some sandhills green before offloading it to the Nippers. For the economically minded, this is a good example of how the Japanese managed to place their economy in reverse for nearly 30 years. Every year there is probably some confused Japanese banker wondering how they managed to take out a mortgage over Atlantis but nobody has ever found it. Just roll over the mortgage, put the file back on the shelf and hit the hostess bars. Can’t say I blame him.
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Reminds me of the Multifunction Polis, RWLC. Wasn’t there a proposal at one stage to locate it somewhere near Geraldton?
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Dunno. It seems a shame to put anything near Geraldton. Except maybe a lobster pot.
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You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about. They have a plan!
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They need to go to Japan or Christchurch to have a clear concept of vibrancy.
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The vibrancy strategy as implemented recently in both Japan & Christchurch should be part of McGowans policy for Rockingham.
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I thought that Geraldton’s vibrancy derived from the high quality and reasonable prices of the alternative agricultural products that thrive on the Mid Coast. I’m sure Mainy would have agreed with me.
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Who needs another Canberra ?
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such delightful use of planting and shade, subtly adapted to the Perth climate
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an astute observation the DDT the bloke in the overalls sprayed around while on a school trip in 1980 clearly worked on weeds and on 2RX IQ
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What font is that ?
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I love the way the light catches the trolley. A beautiful TWOP photograph. Was there a backdoor shot?
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she doesn’t look like she has a back door.
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But how does she smell?
Wait, that doesn’t work.
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Haven’t you posted that statue before? I have the strangest feeling of deja vu…
Thank you for fixing the formatting.
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Possibly, although the ugly mermaid with boozies is a popular subject for bad art.
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Kizon to go to High Court. High Court to review ponytail exclusion clause. “Its the vibe of the thing” says Chief Justice.
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Lesson #1: Never give the responsibility for aesthetics to an architect, nor a town planner.
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Because no architect has ever designed an attractive building, ever.
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Yeah what would architects know about building and design. Pftt.
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Who was the designer of the Baravan. Wasn’t it a Bauhaus project? Corbusier? Or am I thinking of the Coromal pop top?
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I understand much of Scarborough was designed by Christopher Wren.
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The Jayco Eagle was designed by Albert Speer.
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Au contraire my friend, if Wikipedia is to be believed.
“While returning in 1929 from South America to Europe, Le Corbusier met entertainer and actress Josephine Baravan on board the ocean liner Lutétia. Le Corbusier made several nude sketches of Baravan, which were to form the basis of the chassis design of his classic all aluminium Slow Grey Wolf camper. Soon after his return to France however, Le Corbusier married Jayco Expander Outback, a dressmaker and fashion model. She died in 1957.”
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Little known fact. In the 60’s the song Psychotic reaction was used by Baravan as an advertising jingle with the word psychotic replaced by baravanic.
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Yeah, but not the fish and chip shop but.
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Gypsies?
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did I see you ligging champagne with the beautiful people last night?
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Yes I was there. Were you?
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absolutely bento, absolutely.
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So to who? Surely not to *gulp* artists?
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Fourth rule is : Eat kosher salami
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Anyone know why the trolley is there?
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yes.
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why then Vegan?
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who ever wrote this a complete idiot, first of all the dolphins were not “murdered” and secondly it did not happen at the Atlantis marine park… do your research first and stop writing articles because you are making yourself look like a complete fool!!!!!
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Not ‘murdered’ you say? Are you claiming it was self defence? You seem to know a lot about these ‘not murders’ Amanda (if that’s your real name). Can you account for your whereabouts on that dark and stormy night?
This is the bit where Peter Falk (good riddance) would have one last question for you.
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If it was not premeditated, and an act of self dense, perhaps a claim of dolphinslaughter is more appropriate?
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Given it was in the outer northern suburbs (Jakobarra, if I recall correctly), I assume it was one of those ‘one punch’ scenarios.
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Shouldn’t dolphins laughter have an apostrophe ? Act of self what ?
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densification.
involves a lot of comfort eating.
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Shit, major proof read fail. For a change.
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Atlantis brand tuna friendly dolphin in a tuna tin
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Carnemolla. Isn’t that the name of a suburb somewhere. Now vanished beneath the shifting sand.
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cunnamulla
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A complete idiot and a complete fool!!!! There you have it TLA.
BTW I saw an online petition on FB the other day demanding the resurrection of Atlantis. You have anything to do with it Amanda?
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perhaps you should ask tl101 to band you aussie, you idiot.
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