Pillowfighter sent this. “They have toilets in the Restaurant? What’s in the Swedish meatballs?” she asks. I don’t know, P’f. I wish TLA was back so he could tell us. I am just glad to see he has a worst toilet category so I can tick the right box. No jokes about Ikea being in Innaloo, please.
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The Worst of Perth 
One has to question how many parents, with backs momentarily turned to admire some bathroom fitting or another, have turned back to find little Johnny, having been left to run amok, relieving himself in the model toilets.
By the way, better to be Innaloo than Upper Swan…
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this parent has had that experience, but in bunnings.
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It thought it was in Darch.
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Yeah, They put there because stupid kids always use it so thats why the say use the resturant one because its spose to be a display.
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It’s just a little inconsistent…. after all, you can bounce on the display beds, sit on the display chairs, turn the display lights on and off, feel the fabrics on display, run your fingers across the tables on display…
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In that case shouldn’t there be a handy pile of reading material just there?
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Isn’t that why they supply catalogues for you to carry around the store?
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Ah, it’s all making sense now.
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It would be in Swedish, as the novels in the display bookcases always are.
What kind of Swedish reading material might be appropriate for that particular circumstance should probably be left to the imagination.
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I’m getting in before Snuff: I’m sure they did some reading afterwards…
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Those Swedes know how to stay fit!
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That looks suspiciously like a swastika…
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Just water and more water.
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They do have shelves of Swedish books throughout the furniture section of Ikea. I saw a Swedish edition of H. P. Lovecraft there once, which caused me to imagine that I was in fact within the bowels of some malign cosmic entity.
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Yeah now they put Do Not Touch signs there.
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