Do we still hate Microsoft? I thought now you had to rail against Google or Apple or even Twitter. But look if we can now snap off a Darch straight to the cloud, them sign me up for Windows Vista right now. By Paul R, seen at mens room at Chancery House, The Esplanade. 
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Windows Vista sucks, Windows Xp is hell better.
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I had a great system dump this morning.
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what happend and do you use Vista or Xp on your computer?
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it’s a craptop
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ok i think its Vista then, That was a bit rude
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“Hello, tech support”
“Hi, I’m having difficulties with my system today”
“Can you describe your issues in detail?”
“I couldn’t get the printer functioning, although I could see there was a ready supply of paper, so I rebooted the system hoping that would help. Now the login screen won’t load and each time I try to power off, it just restarts instead.”
“What hardware and operating system are you running?”
“It’s a stand-alone Commod(or)e running Vista.”
” … (hysterical laughing in the background) …”
“Hello?”
” … (sniggering subdues) … Sorry, your hardware is completely incompatible with your OS. We can’t fix your issues, but we suggest migrating to a newer model, and preferably a functioning OS, thanks for your call ….. (more laughing before the disconnection tone)”
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Icant swich of me Darch, an its now hitting the widnows.
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The main server in Darch. My uncle says it takes an hour to log in. But he’s old.
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I prefer last year’s.
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Clippy the paper clip pops up ” It looks like you’re taking a dump. Would you like help?”
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Is there anything Microsoft won’t put it’s name on?
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no i heard that they invented Xbox.
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