Draught

Nice of a NSW visitor to pro-pimp his car before soiling our city. Couldn’t quite drink enough to cover the whole thing unfortunately. I liked the number plate, so left it. By Leroy.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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17 Responses to Draught

  1. NF#1 says:

    O drunken metal destrier
    You’ve come so far and how?
    Watering at every hole,
    In “fact I’ve got it now”:

    Badges of your owner’s honour
    So proudly do you bear,
    Of sodden nights and bleary days
    The crumbs of truck-stop fare.

    Man cannot live on drink alone
    So get on in the boot –
    Should libation prove sufficient
    We’ll have us a root.

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  2. Lucky Star says:

    And he probably wonders why the cops are always pulling him over for a breath test…

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  3. grrr says:

    I will see Black Flag and raise with The Business:

    /Oi.

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  4. The Legend 101 says:

    Thats not a draught its Bento’s Shamwow that he sold for $9.95 at Target and if anyone that knows how to do links propperly put the Shamwow Ad here. Thankyou So Much signed TL101.

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  5. The Legend 101 says:

    I rate this 4 stars.

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  6. Bag O'Turnips says:

    Hard to say whether or not all those beer labels have improved the dunger that is this Nissan Pintara wagon.

    Most surprised if this Pud nursed it from NSW across the Nullabor…wonder if it was a mobile mini-container for all their earthly chattels in moving to Perth loaded onto the Indian Pacific: my sister did something similar loaded up her old XD Foulcan wagon (complete with unintentional sunroof as a consequence of tinworm) returning home from Melbourne years ago.

    That’s about all those Pintaras were good for. No wonder Nissan shut up shop manufacturing in Australia (in saying that, I’ll add that despite several shitboxes being locally assembled adding to their shame, the final locally assembled N14 Pulsars were actually quite good for the time).

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  7. The Legend 101 says:

    Oh when the Hell is cloudstreet starting and what channel?

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