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The Asia Beat
The Worst of Perth 
The Communist’s Many Fatsos?
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That’s gold(flake) Bento! Gold!
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That is rather good.
For a site nurry deep in ironies, one that increasingly engages me is TLA’s moniker. Day in day out, he keeps us amused and appalled, for nix. I guess I can understand that for a stand-up TWoP might provide some choice material, or even a few bums on seats sometime, but that anyone else could be bothered seems above and beyond the proverbial. Were it me, there’d be days we’d login to find, Not in the mood. And come holiday time, Talk quietly amongst yourselves. The posts I could probably hack, but moderating comments ? Not this little black duck. Even if I had the time, I can’t imagine having the inclination.
As I’ve previously mentioned, I’m not one for ratings, preferring my comments or lack thereof to speak for themselves. As did others, I found the prambulate and White posts dodgy, but had nothing to add to what had already been said.
So thanks, DFOC. Onya.
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaate!
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Well said, Snuff. I’ll raise a Kuntsmann to DFOC.
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I love youse all.
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Solid job Comrade.
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Dude, you know TLA has a strict ‘no drinking and blogging’ policy.
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There is actually a TWOP precedent for prambulate and White.
Poor Lisa might appreciate it too…
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You’re right of course. Well I don’t do research, I just like to say whatever comes to mind in the firm belief that I’m right.
There was also this one
Seriously, thanks to both bloggers for the thankless blogging and moderating task, and for not pleasing all the people all the time. That would be boring.
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I think we need an updated version of ‘Akita’.
‘Curtin Jorts’ perhaps?
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Ive had the odd moral wrangle. Been keen to hear others too. Like what Snuff said. Nuff said.
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I know! Outrage could hand them out to potential subjects to encourage them to pose for his Arbus style photos!
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My entertainment this week was provided by the first episode of ‘Kalgoorlie Cops’ on Foxtel.
It’s reality TV, except it’s some warped reality where the cops don’t swear, nobody gets tasered, and there are no deaths in custody.
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So what’s his rating out of ten? I have not been able to view most of the posts. Have been relying on the comment app.
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Like The Farce on Ch 7 WAPOL get the final say on whaty gets shown.
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Anti-flaneurs and
Bourgeois moralists alike
Await mod’s return
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What? You’re bringing me gay cigarettes??
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What do I know from ciggies? I think the gay is part of the death warning.
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Vietnamese cigs
Cohen’s lungs turn malignant
Feel zesty moment
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Well apparently I made a complete fucking douchebag out of myself for not being sufficiently amused by poo jokes and fatties so I probably shouldn’t dig myself any deeper into that hole. Suffice to say I’m looking forward to resuming normal transmission while acknowledging you can’t please all the twoppers all the time.
At least the style was pretty fearless but I felt it lacked the veneer of sophisticated, yet cynical, elitist urban posing that keeps me coming back.
There, I’ve done it again. Fuck I am a douchebag!
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Maaate! No worry: not everything bakes all people’s cakes.
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I think that title goes to others here RobF, sorry.
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I agree with everything Rob F, except the “fearless”.
White and Beechboro were nasty sneering cowardly (like I said elsewhere, why not also “fearlessly” covertly photograph and blog about overweight grotesque MALE bikies, Maoris, lawyers or drug fuelled meterosexual clubbers?) unfunny crap unworthy of this blog, from the blogger and many commentators. More like something you would see on the footy show or hear on morning FM.
Apart from White and Beechboro, Outrage did fine.
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Fearless in the sense of not being afraid of being rained down on by the rest of us elitist urban posers not in an editorial sense.
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A bit like wearing fluorescent clothing in no-mans land
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I asked DFOC to post the Yindibandji video of Twig Forrest and FMG railroading blackfellas with the promise of glass beads.
Seems DFOC didnt think FMG’s treatment of native title issues significantly “worst of perth”
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Yes I too wondered why Twiggie was being culturally sensitive. Now we know the reason, Twiggie was being tediously self interested , as with other miners , and not breaking the mold.
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you thought otherwise for even a moment?
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Sucked in again. I might also add Orbea that TWOP is not the only forum where this might be discussed.
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Surely Twiggy is worst enough for these august pages.
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There’d have to be a blog devoted entirely to him – TWOT
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Perhaps we’ll finally see a moderation in the (fake dirty) boot licking, jingoistic mass media reports about him. Must be other descendants of Sir John who are cunts too.
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Beneath Twiggie’s empty headed vacuity there is nothing.
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Speajking of which – it was only reported by the ABC once the Crikey link to the story was forwarded to the ABC by a Pollbkludger regular named David.
Yet Their ABC are happy to report every minor brainfart which supports both Twiggy and Colin Barnett.
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Gives their journos an excuse to go on junkets that would normally be prohibited for public broadcaster employees
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Only if you pair that desire for elitist urban style with designer sunnies, designer thongs and designer shorts, fake tan and a popped collar. Don’t forget to walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment.
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Designer denim cut off shorts, surely!
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Two words, young people. Daisy Dukes.
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Unfortunately all the ones I’ve seen look more like this Snuff.
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I wasn’t going to, LS, but you leave me little choice. Brace yourself, and don’t imagine the front.
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Sure I’ve seen her at Joondalup on a Sunday
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I can’t do out of 10 broadly speaking. I need categories. Can you break it down?
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1: categorically good
2: categorically bad
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I need more than that. Maybe I am trapped bteween gen x and gen x?
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I think Coco did OK, apart from the Beechboro and White controversy. And I’m not just saying that because he posted a couple of my photos.
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Awsome the chineese books where on here and now French books i want to read them all.
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start with “Justine”
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ok orbea but does not sound french and do you mean Justine Clarke from Playschool?
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If only. Sigh.
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Justine Biever.
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Bugger Off Bento and there is only one Justin Beiber and no such person as Justin Beiber for your infomation TLA102.
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There is only one The Legend 101 and no such person as The Legend 101
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I beg to differ.
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am i a real person thankyou.
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i ment Justine Beiber
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It’s perfect: one innocent young pop star’s decent into a sordid world of forbidden pleasure at the hands of a diabolical aristocrat….
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Or even better…
2060 AD: The child star, now a Vegas curiosity. Freakish, surgically enhanced features, immobilised by botox. Still furiously flicking the hair back and forth to the delight of screaming geriatrics.
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Or in 2060 hasn’t apparently aged past 14 years old, still performing for screaming teens, but has a hidden Facebook page, the photo on which bears all the physical traces of fifty years of sin and corruption.
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Oh and why not:
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NSFW. Original film title more relevant: Eugenie: The Story of Her Journey Into Perversion.
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are you a real person please
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are you?
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forget i said that and dont call yourself the Legend 101 please.
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DFOC has my vote of thanks, especially for posting a Queenslander’s mistaken impression of what was a worst but was considered a very mundane aspect of life in the west to some moronic cunt douchebags. Next time I’ll keep my tourist dollars (and rain) in QLD, maybe visit the Big Mango again.
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