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I dont like Twitter but Facebook is better i hate both so there.
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dear Lzy Aussie. It was most interesting to catch up on your remarks concerning me over the years. Thank you for all the comments which have been swapped around the place. Yours etc RayConder@hotmail.com
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Dear Raymond, thanks for everything, JaneZ
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Didnt get a massage offer TLA!?, Your sexy foreigner channels must be blocked.
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TLA already got the offer on twitter.
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Are you mentioned in this post Abs? Never mind, thank you for reminding me how awesome my twitter feed is. Fuck. Masterpiece after masterpiece.
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One more time…
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No worries. Fancy a back rub?
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I dont know which Ray Conder allegedly said No worries. Fancy a back rub? The Ray Conder speaking here, RayConder@hotmail.com is not owning up to this comment. Maybe someone ought to delete it. Is that possible?
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Noted.
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Oh all right then, give us a front rub. Cheers Abs.
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Abs’s facebook profile picture is brilliant. Made my day.
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Oh dude, put a shirt on, for the love of god.
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is that a photoshop job do you reckon?
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I personally would have chosen a less puny chest to photoshop my head onto. So I’m guessing no.
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Mebbe not
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My thoughts exactly, but then again, Ray’s one crazy cat..
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agreed, but there is something odd about the chest/neck connection.
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you cant anything particularly the truth come out and identify yourselves you faceless unapproachable people
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Free massage for women only – no roughies.
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