Subiaco. By S.N.
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The Worst of Perth 
Looks really shi-tea.
Instructions for hot cup of Virgin: dangle bag into her flowing waters. Sweeten from honeypot and top with spurt of cream. Goes well with a bun in the oven.
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Hideous. And what are you gonna do with 200 canisters of Worst tea anyway ?
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OK – so the missing two are “Hoyden” and “Strumpet”, right? Oh shit, now I see that one can of each “Virgin” and “Motherhood” have possibly already sold. My real question is as to why motherhood has to be associated with cannabis. Art of living infuckingdeed. Armadale?
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No, Subi – makes sense.
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In Armadale, it’s probably more like Bushells or Amgoorie out there.
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Robur
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I was born a Lan-Choo man…
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She-Tea – The Art Of Living… with depression.
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The ladies on the tins do look rather glum, do they not?
Better stay away from them if on antidepressants, methinks.
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The brand aptly explains the pained expression on their faces; rich the treasure, sweet the pleasure, sweet is pleasure *after* pain….
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That is indeed the unhappiest happy hippie I have ever seen.
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the woman on the Happy Hour tin looks like she wants to slit her wrists
..’now with added Prozac’
I look forward to their He-Tea in invigorating blends such as ‘Absent Father’, ‘Abusive Boyfriend’ and ‘Bit o’ Rough’
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Obviously St John’s wort is not one of the ingredients…
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“DAY SPA – Specially branded tea blends to serve at the day spa and to sell to customers on the way out.”
That sounds ominous.
“HOTEL – specially branded hotel teas that can be purchased by customers to use in-house and/or take home with them when they leave.”
As opposed to taking home with them when they check in, I suppose.
“COSMETIC COMPANY – some herbal blends have wonderful effects on the skin, what a great little product launch gift to give your customers, with a special painting to suit your colours and a message that will last for a long time.”
Yes, the tea I never drink does tend to last a long time.
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If those paintings ‘suited my colours’, I’d be off to the doctor (no, not you Pete) quick smart.
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The hippies at the festivals at Denmark don’t usually sit there and dig their toes into the earth. They kind of put their arms out and slowly spin to the music like pinwheels , even with babies on their backs.Much happier than this miserable soul.
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website says shi-te is also available in Warrior, B*itch is Back, Scorned and Booze Hound…
exclusive stockists include the Oats St lunch bar probably
straight outta daylesford vic….. figures
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The Virgin looks kinda sad.
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That’s because she wants it, dude. She wants it bad.
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What is this flavoured tea for woman.
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What art its not art its crap.
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They had a statue near our school but I don’t get it people dying in a war what the hell.
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Tea should come in bags not tins like here or else how do you make it.
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I had friends that had tea and it was gross just black leaves but I think their mother drank it.
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I live near some tea in Dianella but this isnt’ it.
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Its not tea its drugs maybe woman take it for there artistic kids or something like that.
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I’m sure you could get a machine to generate this stuff.
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Wired.
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Is ‘TL 1010-ing’ the new ‘Wintoning?’
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loosers, your all banded
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I like your gravatar. It really does give the impression that you just pop your head round the dor and make a comment.
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You’ll need one of these, NF#1. I know I sure do.
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I can dig it.
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…..and bury it well down.
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Not sure why I’d want one Snuff, but I like it. I actually know someone who used to write to Susan Atkins regularly – she sent him at bible at one stage.
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