The Long Arm of Christmas

By Hokusan. One only!? I wanted a pair, mounted. Or at least holding hands. Merry Christmas TWOP fans.

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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12 Responses to The Long Arm of Christmas

  1. Jolson42's avatar Jolson42 says:

    Surely you mean The Long Arm of the Lord?

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  2. The Bartender's skills with a Manhatten's avatar The Bartender's skills with a Manhatten says:

    $495.00????????? And this is the last one left? And it is actually life-size, or afterlife-size or whatever you’d call it? Does she have those oversize arms to make up for the lack of wings? Or is this some sort of Godly presence manifest a la “I can reach you from here?!”

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  3. Snuff's avatar Snuff says:

    Merry reacharound, TLA. Now, what could this be ?

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  4. skink's avatar skink says:

    Merry Christmas, everyone

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  5. Natalia Fan #1's avatar Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Merry Xmas cunts.

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  6. Dandy Highwayman's avatar Dandy Highwayman says:

    The possibilities are endless…

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  7. alexei gregorov's avatar alexei gregorov says:

    At that price her dress is sure to be concealing a “realistic and functional” orifice or two.

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  8. vegan's avatar vegan says:

    merry christmas youse lot.

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  9. Russell Woolf's Lovechild's avatar Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Only schmucks pay retail for angels. It would make a lovely gift for that nice Russian couple that throw those wonderfully tasteful parties for Perth A-listers.

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  10. shazza's avatar shazza says:

    Hope youse all got a life yesterday and a had a great Chrissy.
    My hangover today tells me I did.

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    • Bag O'Turnips's avatar Bag O'Turnips says:

      Unlike most nice upright middle-class citizens, I actually did work through Christmas (when not out celebrating), thus barely had a chance to have a peep here.

      So a belated wish to youse all in that you had a good Christmas and have a Happy Worst Year in 2011.

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