Open

Yes there were many more of you elites that I should have invited, but unfortunately space did not allow. Bar Lazy opened. Someone gave me an explanation of dubstep that left me more confused than before.

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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35 Responses to Open

  1. shazza's avatar shazza says:

    Had DFOC just left the media ball? Looks mighty fancy in that get up.
    The rest look like a bunch of loosers.(except Kim)

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  2. Rolly's avatar Rolly says:

    Drongos, all !
    Shood’ve been photographed, full face and in profile, against a plain background, holding their respective custody identification numbers !
    Terrifying !

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  3. Poppa WAtching's avatar Poppa WAtching says:

    I Hope WAtching didn’t bang on all night about how you should have used plastic forks, he would have been right but I hope he didn’t bang on

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  4. Captain's avatar Captain says:

    I see that large, obtrusive black sunglasses are all the rage these days.

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  5. Hugh Jass's avatar Hugh Jass says:

    I was expecting you would xxxxxxxxxxxxxx out the faces, not just but a crude black box over them. Shame.

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  6. David Cohen's avatar David Cohen says:

    The night was everything and more I had heard about these small bars.

    Surly service (it was sidecards or nothing), over-priced food, gloomy, electrical hazards, screaming children, opinionated drunks, astonishing dress code (the middle-aged Bento was trying to look like a gloomy teenager from Podunk, Ohio) and cramped cramped cramped.

    Thank god Krazy Kym took along a plate of freshly-baked cheese twists.

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  7. Ljuke's avatar Ljuke says:

    How come you didn’t black out the ex-Premier’s face?

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  8. cottcoast's avatar cottcoast says:

    I -adore- that everything about the bottom left ensemble, that dress, that hair! It is amazing!

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  9. Bill O'Slatter's avatar Bill O'Slatter says:

    The cream of Embleton. Faces suitably blacked out Maddington Thornlie swingers club style.

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  10. Mez's avatar Mez says:

    no dancing?

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  11. langhorne's avatar langhorne says:

    ‘Space did not allow’ is an understatement. Still, I guess it is a small bar.

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