Raise a Kunts to Bento

MH found the ideal picture with which to congratulate Brer and Lady Bento on the birth of their child. Noranda Beer Shop – mislabelling like a fox! They might even have had Bento in mind. Good riddance to the carefree metrosexual life Gran Torobaya! That noisy motorbike will be converted to a Bongovan people mover in a few months. I assume Lady B is discovering that yes, midwives are all horrible witches.

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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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15 Responses to Raise a Kunts to Bento

  1. skink's avatar skink says:

    prost!

    is this the first? (child, not beer)

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  2. David Cohen's avatar David Cohen says:

    Speaking of alcohol…

    Where and when are the TWOP drinks???

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  3. Snuff's avatar Snuff says:

    I thought this, this, and this were just Freudian slips until I consulted an authentic and meaningful source of information for students of English Pedagogy. Mmm … testy.

    Congrats once again, Bentos.

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  4. WAtching's avatar WAtching says:

    Noranda Beer Store is not on my radar- and yet they have Sierra Nevada. Could this be ‘The Beer Store’ Morley?

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  5. shazza's avatar shazza says:

    I can report after a couple of hours cuddling mini Bento this afternoon that he is indeed a most beautiful baby. I’m sure no one will mind if I raise a glass of Shiraz rather than my Kuntz in honour.

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  6. Jens's avatar Jens says:

    I visited the Kunstmann Brewery in Chile, pretty good beer, still wouldn’t pay $8 for a bottle. And Kuntz is a very common German name.

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