James N found this rough plea to…something near Bayswater station. Tearing off a page of the West with different animals, sticking it on some retro computer paper and writing on it with crayon doesn’t sound like they are that serious about our finned locals. Riding to work in the last weeks I have seen Swan River dolphins cavorting in the shallows numerous times, with every appearance of vibrancy. But this did give me the opportunity to throw together a couple of “off campus” worsts. A wonderful dugong sculpture on Hamilton Island from Greg O. And a lovely Pelican and cheery death warning sign from Mark and Anne L from Pelican Rapids Minnesota.
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that’s one depressed-looking dugong
‘Life, don’t talk to me about life.’
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They’re such an attractive creature. Should be more sculptures in tribute. One with Tim riding one would be good.
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I didn’t know they ven made that type of paper anymore, or that there are still printers that can use it.
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I use a printer at work that requires this type of paper. I claim no responsibility for this worst though.
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For hipsters.
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maybe dugong is saying:
“I hope you’re not expecting me to do tricks or anything, because you’ll be sadly disappointed. I’m not a bloody dolphin: ghastly creatures. They all have such a cheery and sunny disposition. Can’t stand them.”
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They look like they could suck-start trucks though.
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I recall some years back at Shark Bay being told by a tour guide sailors used to mistake dugongs for mermaids. That’s some moonshine they were drinking.
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Dugong statue and Cocos. Oh the humanity.
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Honestly honey, I was just taking shelter from a tornado.
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i rather like that pelican.
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I like the Pelican. It seems concious of the indignity of its situation.
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Take shelter at bath house – what if you are not a NSW cabinet minister?
Why are all those frogs doing backstroke?
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The Swan River Trust has to mend the hole in the arse of its trousers before it can afford A4, and you can’t go any cheaper than cut’n’pastin from the Journal of Cut’n’Pastin ( the west). The wonders of dead life.
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Well getting all Duchamp on us isn’t going to help
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takes one to know one , n’yer, n’yer
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the sign appears to be only for gentlemen…
I really hope the ladies are directed to “shelter” in the sauna
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Where in perth is this there nice statues and i really want to see them. Whats with the Gentlemen label on the sign and Everyone has a right to read a sign so its just wrong.
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Gold.
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It just struck me that The Legend may be the perpetrator of the dolphin sign – Dianella is not so far from Bayswater after all.
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Just a dub step and a jump.
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