Brulee

Here I am ruling those Creme Brulees and pwning those duck a la oranges. And I saw Gilly in Clarences on the way home. A Good day. And yes my name badge does say Jean Jeudi for any Henry Miller fans.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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21 Responses to Brulee

  1. shazza says:

    You in training for the next Masterchef TLA?

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  2. skink says:

    too much posing for the camera and not enough stirring of that sauce – it’s browning at the rim

    I blame MasterChef

    I hope you spent the day swearing like Gordon Ramsay, especially at the slack cunt that let the cheese boil over the top of those dauphinoise

    Jeudi? it’s Vendredi Soir, my firend

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  3. David cohen says:

    Oh dear.

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  4. rolly says:

    Sad.
    So very sad.

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  5. Boris says:

    Where are your shoulders?

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  6. Ljuke says:

    Those are the Potato Au Gratin, not the Creme Brulee. Too much Cointreau?

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  7. David Cohen says:

    Why have they fenced you in?

    Didn’t they like the look of your spatchcock?

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  8. richarbl says:

    TLA. I sent you some magnificent Winged Boozies recently and some other good stuff but zero reply, have I been firewalled?

    Hi mate. I have replied to you by email a couple of times. I might be in yer spam filter. I think the winged boozies have been up before, but I haven’t found the post yet. I don’t think I’ve got anything else from you recently.

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    • Hugh Jass says:

      Have you been firewalled? !!??

      What?

      Are you from 1962?

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      • richarbl says:

        Firewalls? malware? anti virus software? Spyware?
        Its all double Dutch to me but then again my operating system doesn’t date back to the early sixties like Win7, so honestly,
        I don’t give a fuck about all that shit.

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  9. Mez says:

    is that Rick Stein in the background? If so, he’s totally fucked those mini tuna casseroles in the foreground there…

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  10. Boards of Canada says:

    Creme Brulee, Duck a la orange. Stop digging up kitchen photos from the 70’s

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  11. skib says:

    The day I found (and swiped) Miller’s Opus Pistorum in my uncle’s bookshelf as a young teen marked the beginning of a new era of furious masturbation.

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