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The Worst of Perth 
I really hate that fake Asian font.
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Yeah it reminds me of those exploitative Bruce Lee movies. NOT WORST!
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I really hate fake pandemics
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Speaking of crappy Asian-style full fontal abuse, driving along Teh Arrondissement at night, I’ve seen that the Peking Chinese restaurant has some of the neon sign not illuminating, thus advertising for a “CHINESE ______RANT”, in that typical 60s or 70s era style.
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Has that been featured? i think the beaufort street bloggers slagged it off somewhere along the way.
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I recall they particularly focused on the Soviet bogs.
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Ergo the link…according to them, it was pretty pissweak.
If it hasn’t been featured, want a picture? Night photography is just another one of my specialties.
It could be the basis of a Chinese rant on your part, TLA.
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I think I’ve taken a nice photo night shot myself somewhere.
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How long the fuck has the BSB being going and why haven’t I been told?
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Where and when?
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Um, yeah. I guess this evidences the ‘ebolution’ of shitty puns into shitty product packaging. I don’t mean to be small-minded or measly but I’m not sure this is anything more than a forced pun on a ricketty attempt to ride wilful lameness into humor. Scabie someday this will be a worst but I can’t really think of a shingle reason why – ‘syph you can’t do better! SARS for being such a downer… but yersi what I mean right?
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Christ on a bike: Call the pun police…
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already in attendance. Move along…
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Yeah, this post is sick.
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Hey you, stop dragon your feet.
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Always happy to oblige, Para.
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I need a box of theese for when all those birdflu infected boat peopel finally mkaes it to our shores and thge goverment insted of sending them bak gives them the dole for life and doesnt even make them learn English. These people get the red carpet when they get here, it is madness gone wrong!
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That’s right Howard. If we are gonna turn this country around we need to turn the boats around … and all that.
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Crouching mucous, hidden germs.
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Everybody was kung-flu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they coughed with expert timing
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were coughing A(H5N1) up and they were sucking A(H5N1) down
It’s an ancient Chinese disease and everybody sneezed
From a faint into a slip, and green spittle on the lip
Everybody was kung-flu fighting
Those cats threw up like lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they had internal bleeding
(apologies to Carl Douglas)
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do dragons cough up furballs like cats?
you learn something every day
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If you do the course does that make you a tongue flu<a href="http://i55.tinypic.com/ruvalu.jpg" fighter?
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