Another hilarious sign malfunction from Blake. Nice how it exposes the means of production no?
And another from Blake. How do the jumper leads fit into this glitter pissing?
And Benjamin on holiday in Wales found the combination of death and the Welsh language irresistable. 
As di Rob with the combination of Schindler and Lift. 
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I see you’ve finally inserted yours, TLA, but it was worth the wait. A cracking collection.
I suspect very carefully is the answer, lest the jumper lead toting pisser suffer the fate mentioned on the pole, which I can well imagine hearing our dear leader warn.
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‘so glamorous I piss glitter’
that’s very classy, is it Bree?
it could be Nikki
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Nikki could afford a complete Southern Cross. Nipples fetch a high price on the open market.
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Pissing Schindler says:
I have no memory of
My poll position.
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I don’t get the Schindler’s lift one, since Schindler are the largest manufacturer of escalators and the second largest manufacturer of elevators world wide.
If anything the movie was a pun on the company’s lift business, considering the original book was called Schindler’s Ark.
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I think Spielberg was trying to avoid “Raiders” jokes.
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We have a shindlers lift at work. I lolled the first time I saw it, but after that I was like meh.
Anyway, who’s this Blake fellow and why has he stolen my real name?
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Perhaps this Blake fellow is one of those who forgets to remind me of their TWOP name?
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I always remind you of mine. This is not my submission :)
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damn those memory cards….
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and in a worst that goes beyond this weekend, no charges to be laid over the death of aboriginal elder mr ward in the back of that van.
can somebody please explain the justice of that decision?
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“Justice is rarely encountered; save when it is administered by oneself.”
I can’t recall the origin of that statement, but it has always rung so true for me.
The legal system has little concern for real justice. It never has and probably never will have.
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If the glitterpiss chick (no doubt a likely candidate to engage in dangerous acts of pole dancing while condemning those who aren’t “rool Aussies” to their fates) was responsible for the maintenance of that variable sign, I’d venture that it’d read “fuck off, my memory’s full”.
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And that’s not all, BO’T, what with the classy shoving
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The jumper leads, as a homemade electroconvulsive therapy device used whilst poledancing on electric street pole, could would aid in clearing glitterpiss’ memory of Aussie Pride, sticker by sticker, and would retreat as a blubbering mess, remorseful after Schindler’s Lifts.
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Oops. I should choose one of either could or would. Got distracted briefly.
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Just juice me, BO’T.
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Better get those leads onto your nipple quick smart and send you out on a mission to destroy all those Worsts that blight this fair city…
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