Enigmatic, pointless and suburban. The kind of worst I like. A book abandoned on a letterbox in Bayswater. Another foreign libris told to, “Fuck off we’re full of Winton books thank you very much!” Every copy of Cesko Anglicky Technicky Slovnik on our shelves, leaves less room for another Clod Street. From James N. Wonderful. Would this be an English/Czech Technical dictionary by any chance? If so, dump a Jolley or Winton and keep it.
Worst Talk
Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … 
The Definitive Ranki… on Kalamunda, Australia’s u… AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Mr Fist Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… Blood on Review: “The Montegiallo Schoo… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Online Now
The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Someone probably got an iPad and dumped their marvellous reference work, thinking they will no longer need it.
They will be sorry…
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Yes indeed. there is no online Czech English technical dictionary.
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Thank you for finding this. One of our members seems to have lost it on a recent luxury trip to the Somali Coast and it may have washed ashore from there,
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Have you thought that it might have been left there purposely for some one to collect so that they could czech out something technical?
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maybe the Czech is in the mail
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Vše zakořenění, podle obvyklých
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OK, že je Wangle čas.
‘will inspire, amuse, and make life a little brighter’
Actually so far it’s tended towards scooping local stories on euthanasia and skank politicians. To be fair, PerthNow is little more than a short-staffed American repostings board for fat dullards, so maybe there’s a case for a hard-hitting local news blog (as if we hadn’t one already, wink wink) but do we really need daily insights from Perth’spremier right-wing harridan to soften the blow? “In an emotional blog for new Perth website wangle.com.au”, begins every other story. Perhaps we could just log on to wangle.com.au instead of sitting through all those tedious finance reports on Stateline- more room for wholesome blue-eyed fireside chats a la Schwarzkopf! And that can only be a good thing..
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‘respec to Becky Carmody right wing or not. Least she put the blowtorch to that phoney pretend premier Alan “The cranes” Crapender.
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I though he was Alan “Shanghai” Crapender, or Alan “Swan Island” Crapender?
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Evil has many names.
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And so does The Accidental Premier, Colin Barnett.
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BO’S to BO’T : how do think he got there ?
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When posed with a choice between Carps and Troy Boy, I’m sure Barnett Rubble was the better choice. If I had to look at it in a motoring context, it’s like grabbing the Camry when your prior options were a Daewoo (D)Espero/Leganza or Hyundai Sonata. The Camry is not too unpredictable, if not utterly underwhelming, so a bit of a Hobson’s choice, in my belief. Just a ring-in ready to give it away, until the Libs had jack of Buswell’s shenanigans.
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A worthy addition to the bookshelves of Teh Worst Of Perth, just for the fact that the title uses the Gill Sans Bold font, but not quite Worstalicous, as it needed to step up to Gill Sans Ultra Fuck-Off to achieve such rarified status.
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Anglicky looks good in any font.
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OT: Someone I know recieved a wedding invitation in Papyrus.
What would be the correct response?
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A camel’s cunt.
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And where would I get one of those at this time of year?
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Dry it at home.
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Say exactly what TLA suggests. But maybe in Wingdings 3, which is full of arrows.
Should make for a pointed response.
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Or alternately, WAtching, you could tell them to exercise discretionary charity by returning the invite with a pair of tix to see Avatar, a gross offender of inappropriate use of a font (the credits and title, no less, for a film that cost a nine-figure sum to make, surely one could do better than just use a font straight out of MS Word, and a hackneyed one at that!
If they used Papyrus themselves, then they’d probably think that the said film is a masterpiece (especially in 3D) and take it as a gift, while blissfully ignorant of its real message, while in the meantime the recipient can smugly laugh while maintaining harmonious relations on the surface (which, let’s face it, is enough for some folks).
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I chanced upon yet another menu in pure Comic Sans yesterday. Which makes me wonder what Comic Serif looks like.
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Like this?
http://www.comicvine.com/mad-sheriff-in-new-york/37-212855/
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Oh the humanity:
http://new.myfonts.com/fonts/hvdfonts/hvd-comic-serif-pro/
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wow. I went for the slurring puns, I stayed for the actual answer to my question. God bless you and God keep MAD in publication, forever. Even in Germany.
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Peopls who despise Comic Sans really ought to seek out help.
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Ahh, yes. At Morley Market shopping centre, the Gonorrhoea’s poor cousin (who’d have thought that possible?). At least they have the walruses not far away to console, if not further confuse, them.
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Scary i shop at Morley Market alot mostly for Fruit And Veg.
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