A Western Suburbs Identity that Outrage Cohen would only identify as Ferret (Brian Burke?) took this in Tapping. Have we talked about Tapping before? I would have guessed it was near one of the best ever worsts in Moora, but apparently it is (marginally) closer to the CBD. Another savage indictement of Perth graffiti, as the artist hasn’t even bothered to add the “fuck off”. Apparently the mocking cries of the savage crows had Ferret running for his/her car in a blind panic. I have another fine entry statement for Melville coming up too.
The Moora of the west
The Worst of Perth 
“…….., it’s time to go home. Where’s the car?”
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I’m glad it was Ferret up there and not me.
The flesh would have been stripped from my bones by the beady-eyed birds before I made it into the Jazz.
Frightening – the avian underbelly of Teh Pert.
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Oh so it’s a Jazz now is it? Like Sigmas were immediately dubbed “Smegmas” or “Stigmas”, I am assuming that everyone refers to them as “Honda Jizz”?
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Tapping the source… have you ever smoked crow DC, or are you strictly an aquatics man?
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You must be joking, Cookster.
Why smoke something…feathery from the far north when there is oodles of good stuff at the beautiful island?
You would have to be desperate to smoke an ugly bird.
Perhaps it is done – but not by me.
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You’d be surprised what a desperate man will smoke DC. I’ve heard stories about seagull on the streets… pidgeon pipes in high schools.
Got any herring on you?
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Unlike Mitsubishi’s most unfortunate Pajero, TLA, Honda were all set to go with Fita, as there’s no ‘t’, as such, in Japanese, when they discovered it was scandotrash for pussy, and settled for Fit. True story.
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And apparently slick-pick (as in the lottery ticket) is Danish for suck cock
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is Hynundai Korean for ‘driven by cretin’ ?
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…Or “driven by those who think ‘Australia is overpopulated'”?
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the Hi-noon-die was driven by Gary Cooper.
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Sally Field ?
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Where the fuck is Tapping?
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The Moora of the west.
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Where the fuck is Moora?
Sorry. I live in Fremantle. We’re a bit insular.
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You are here. Obviously. And here.
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Twenty-four kays out from the CBD
Nearly Full of bogans with plasmas and SUVs
But I’ll never get my head around living inside of Tapping
Tapping? Tapping?
Where the fuck is Tapping?!?!
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Twenty-four kays to a dump where two crows sit
When Roy said they were kestrels he was Nearly Full-a-shit
Now I’ve gotta get used to that registered lawn, in Tapping.
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Those aren’t kestrels, they’re carrion crows. And (ahem) Cedar Woods? More like Ce where dar woods used to be right? Eh? Eh?
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Working yourself up into quite an estate there, JJ.
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Hardly a new development
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Yet you could be doing something more constructive.
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Nah, I’m just laying the foundations at this stage.
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I’m unclear as to whether you have concrete plans.
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I’m drafting some up now
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I can survey where this is building up to, and I don’t think that you’re on the level.
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what a ‘lot’ of rubbish
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Keep hammering away. You’ll get there eventually.
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You nailed it SW. Mind out of the gutter for once eh? Shed some inhibitions? A new lease on life? etc
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I have finally decided to stop shovelling She-Ra up the REIWA.
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The punning here easily beats that of certain Canadians. Cunts.
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wow, those are some putrid puns
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Of course.
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I hear the Tapping but you can’t come in. This is a common problem amongst the Tappoids. ‘respec to the Corvids as they survey the wreckage.
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Free bumper sticker to every Tuscanstrosity-building CUB (there’s a surfeit of both at Tapping) who sets up Emoh Ruo there.
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Whoa, thanks for the flashback Roadshow Home Entertainment
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