On the Beaufort Street Arrondissement. By Ben W. No need for encouragement in that part of town Ben. They do nothing else down that way, although sometimes they might toss one off merely for the sense of ennui it provides. On the side of a florists. Was it this one?
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
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The Worst of Perth 
OT – I see we will have a new political party to take the piss out of. Yippee.
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is that the WA Fisting Party?
or did I misunderstand?
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their website is very classy:
http://www.wafirst.iinet.net.au/default.htm
they appear to have spent upwards of five dollars on the website and logo, but have yet to post it on google, so you can’t find it.
with the WA Fist Party, the Family Fist party, and Graeme Campbell’s Australia Fist Party, it will be difficult to decide exactly who should get fisted first.
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I am I the only one who cringes at this relentless parochialism?
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I am setting up the Inglewood First Party, because I hate those cunts living at the Maylands end of our street who double park.
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Fremantle First has a nice ring to it. We have enough A listers about the place to ensure vibrancy. And enough history, heritage, arts, festivals and such to keep pulling in the tourist dollar. We have a fishing industry so could do well exporting to non Freo folk. And we now have 3 goumet burger bars so can clearly stand on our own when it comes to fine dining. And I’m sick of out of towners forcing me to line up at Little Creatures for a table.
F O W F!
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Dont forget – a local member with a taste for exotic meat
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perhaps Little Creatures whoudl ask “are you local?” before they serve you. maybe Freo residents could wear something to identify themselves in order to get preferential treatment – red shirts, perhaps, or stripey clown pants – and then erect barricades of burning tyres across the main intersections to prevent unwanted Perth visitors from hogging the booths by the wall
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shazz, you are welcome to my table at little creatures. if i feel like being treated like crap by waitstaff, there’s plenty of places closer to home that will do it.
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thanks vegan, I’ll be the one in the stripey clown pants.
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inglewood – bus
maylands – train
the carrington street divide is a psychocorpogeopolitical reality
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and never the twain
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I cringed at
“As the Head Boy of MacKillop Catholic College in Busselton, he” “speaks conversational German” “and lives in Attadale.”
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There’s conversational German now? Get outta town!
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absolutely not.
i just try to avoid it.
am going to have to go into electoral hibernation fairly soon, i heard the first radio ad yesterday – some harpie shrieking about how she couldn’t vote for kevin rudd.
well, der, his seat is in queensland.
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Don’t hibernate, just turn to your ABC.
Any chance your gravatar could be PM before the election?
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Harpy’s vote?
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Just heard a representative of the WAF party interviewed on RN. I can reassure you all that WAF is not in the business of pandering to either the mining sector or popular sentiment.
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A party that doesn’t pander to popular sentiment isn’t going to get far.
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Sorry Shazza – I should have turned the sarcasm alert on.
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My bad Nat fan. It is obvious now I re read.
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then what the fuck are they doing in politics then?
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rangas get a bad rap yo
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truth.
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I wonder how they’ll poll in the other states.
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And Scott Cowans has posted on Pollbludger – Classic Nutter in the Gerry Georgatis Mould – despite bein g an ex ALP’er, though being a member oif the Weat australian club should’ve automatically ensured Liberal pre-selextion – but I think living in ellenbrook killed that idea.
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Hang on Frank, an ALP defector is a mould of Gerry Georgatos?
Surely you mean custard guts Catania.
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Ah Gerry.. Gerry, Gerry, Gerry
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Hot on the heels of http://wafamilyfirst.com/home
Didn’t they make a splash.
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It must be a newer huggier version of YSL.
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beautiful wordsmithing.
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….as opposed to:
“I love myself”, – Daile.
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Peptalk is my favourite blog. Where else could I be fed all the must-have knowledge for living, breathing, looking hot and socialising in this modern world?
Stop knocking Daile.
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I thought Rolf was from Bassendean.
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mmm brown crayon
it is crayon right?
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The Beaufort Arrondissement: The Scene That Celebrates Itself. And Nightly too.
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