An old white van with a handwritten sign saying, “Need a Haircut? drives up. Who wouldn’t jump in for a root job, some foils, or a scrape with the cutthroat? Unfortunately no amount of the Cohen filter aka unsharp mask can resolve the other words. From Pilot V.
Unrelated, but Peter J Nichol who comments here from time to time is looking for a copy of The Jets greatest hits. Any leads?

Best bet to try for The Jets is at Bower Bird Records in Fitzgearld St North Perth
http://www.bowerbirdrecords.com.au/
The Record Finder in Fremantle
http://www.therecordfinder.com.au/
and finally Replay Records in Kenwick.
http://www.replayrecords.com.au/
Or you can try the Record Fair run by the RocknRoll Record Collectors Club.
http://rockrecordsperth.websitewizard.com/record-fairs.html
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Whilst the sizing of that sign maybe a little off if you are trying to attract new clientele, the font is quite handsome and well prepared.
After all, it’s all about the sign is it not?
http://bit.ly/csQCx4
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Fucking serif. Wanker font.
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Yes, mp. Yes it is.
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A attractive sign with an attractive font= success
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And there’s the fabulous anysex hair from the first few weeks of TWOP.
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Or my personal favorite…
Scott Baios Barber
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They prolly thought “unisex” was something dirty.
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Mrs Bento’s grandma recently referred to a particular type of mens/ladies’ cologne as being ‘bisexual’. Much hilarity ensued.
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Mrs Bento’s grandma may enjoy some
“B Spot ” scent for christmas Bento?
Not sure if it’s a bisexual product though.
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The Jets greatest hits? wouldn’t that be a compilation consisting of “We Can’t Be Beaten”, “Am I Ever Gonna See YOur Face Again” and to canvas the later years a few Noiseworks numbers?
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I seem to remember it, on vinyl, have such cringe-worthies covers of “Stairway to heaven” and various ACDC tunes.
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I remember them as a cover band too. Saw them one lunchtime at the Curtin Uni (then WAIT) Tav in early 81. God they were awful, “Eagle Rock” and “It’s a long way to the top if etc. etc”. I didn’t realise at the time that they were an indication of things to come.
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Are they Australian?
Maybe here:
http://www.midoztouch.com/index.php?option=com_docman&task=cat_view&gid=20&Itemid=27
Get your download on!
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Those years of substance abuse had a greater affect than I ever knew.
I simply can’t remember staggering out of The Raffles with this ringing in my ears?
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The hair looks about right, Onnie, and their official website is testament to their huge fan base.
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Hmmm, can’t help feeling that there is something amiss about that photo, oh yeah that’s it – no crotch veg.
Love their site, encapsulates all that there is to admire about the 27 years of their hard hitting, no nonsense, heavy rock (cover) act.
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Cunts.
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Well since we’re talking about haircuts, if anyone’s up for a bit of shaved Russian pussy, step over this way:
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Yesterday. Today. Who knows what tomorrow will bring
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Bugger. Take two on yesterday.
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In automotive jargon winding back a speedometer is known as “giving it a haircut”
I was wondering if this van is actually offering a mobile service for the non technically minded dodgy backyard dealer?
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Hey, NEED A HAIRCUT?
(Indecipherable scrawl)
Get into the van
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i have sweeties, and a lost kitten.
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Lookin’ scruffy, kid
Hop in back, I’ll fix you up-
Reeeaaal good hurr hurr hurr
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I wonder how many dead prostitutes you could fit in the back of that thing?
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why, i thought you’d know that, down to the recurring decimal.
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Basic laws of physics would suggest that the larger the prostitutes the less you could fit in the van but its an inexact science and more research is needed
before conclusive results can achieved.
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The EU would have a standard model.
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They probably do but it wont be much use if you are stacking American prostitutes into the back of a Chevrolet.
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Something along these lines, I expect.
http://gawker.com/5291224/drugs-%252B-hookers-thriving-ad-industry
I believe the Deadcrackwhore is the standard unit:
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Hey, sorry for the poor image quality. It was taken on a phone shooting into the son and I really didn’t want to get much closer, heh. The sign, in full, read – “Need a haircut? Knock this door”.
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