Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed lately. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.
Tony Abbott demonstrates his “drop and roll” technique for retaining virginity…
Raise The Red Concubine: Chinese mistresses rate Aussie businessmen 1 out of 10 in the sack. 0 out of 10 in the giftshop – Study…
Bert Newton’s head “too wide” for facial recognition software. Returning from Antwerp, Newton’s head scanned as “invalid input” at airport…
Lenin & Lennon haunting Subiaco house “baffling”. Psychics say the similar sounding names may just be coincidental. John Lennon & Vladimir…
Michael Bevan’s tandoori recipe provoked Aussie cricket threat in India. A hardline Hindu group said “He put fucking paprika in it!.”…
Tiger penis wine “mostly made with turtle legs”. Critical shortage of tiger penis ahead of Chinese New Year has led to substitutions…
Dead Salinger was found clutching abusive letter from Tim Winton. Doctors have played down the effect of a 10 000 word obscenity filled…
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Goota luv dem twits.
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They are all gold TLA, but I think my faves are the Abbott drop and roll, and the The Red Concubine.
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this may be the only time I say anything in defence of Tony Abbott, but have you seen his daughters?
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/01/27/2802389.htm?site=thedrum
can’t blame him for being a bit overprotective, even if it is in a nineteenth century manner
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I didn’t know anyone looked at The Drum The ABC’s painfully boring online opinion site. Terrible layout seemingly designed to put people off reading it.
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I just look at the pictures
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Father Tony is obviously trying to hide their racks from my prying eyes. What will happen when they go to uni. I assume he is not sending all of them to the nunnery.
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They seem pretty normal, shaz, considering. It’s just great that Tony’s OK with it, but it doesn’t sound like his daughter is too thrilled with his gratuitously public, and in the case of his 21 old daughter at least, possibly belated advice. John and Lisa seem far more receptive.
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Very nice Snuff. It has everything- Drama, Romance, Suspense, Cardigans…
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… and Balls, WAtching, although despite what Marie has to say (3:57-4:02), I couldn’t see any mothers with their sons there.
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Snuff, that Onion article gave me the best laugh all week. I could have wet myself. Then again it might be loose pelvic floor muscles after 3 kids. (God has smite me for having 2 of them out of wedlock).
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keep the cundall tweets coming.
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I’d be interested to see the Chinese remake of The Castle.
It’s the Long March, it’s the Tiananmen Square massacre, it’s the vibe.
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“tell him he’s Li Ming”
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I dug another mass grave, dad.
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That was crap. Should’ve let skink have the last word.
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Bento, is there no way we can have you commenting a 10am? You’re at your best commenting when someone else is paying for it. As am I.
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that’s cool, I was gonna say
Wayne Kerrigan: How’s Mao?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How’s Liu Shaoqi ?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How’s Deng Xiaoping?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How are you?
Dale Kerrigan: Good.
Wayne Kerrigan: How’s the Revolution going?
Dale Kerrigan: It’s all right.
Wayne Kerrigan: Good.
Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] We could just google for hours
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I see the English have made their own remake:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2010/feb/03/farmer-castle-home-haystack-demolition
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