The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed  lately. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

Tony Abbott demonstrates his “drop and roll” technique for retaining virginity…

Raise The Red Concubine: Chinese mistresses rate Aussie businessmen 1 out of 10 in the sack. 0 out of 10 in the giftshop – Study…

Bert Newton’s head “too wide” for facial recognition software. Returning from Antwerp, Newton’s head scanned as “invalid input” at airport…

Lenin & Lennon haunting Subiaco house “baffling”. Psychics say the similar sounding names may just be coincidental. John Lennon & Vladimir…

Michael Bevan’s tandoori recipe provoked Aussie cricket threat in India. A hardline Hindu group said “He put fucking paprika in it!.”…

Tiger penis wine “mostly made with turtle legs”. Critical shortage of tiger penis ahead of Chinese New Year has led to substitutions…

Dead Salinger was found clutching abusive letter from Tim Winton. Doctors have played down the effect of a 10 000 word obscenity filled…

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18 Responses to The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

  1. rolly says:

    Goota luv dem twits.

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  2. shazza says:

    They are all gold TLA, but I think my faves are the Abbott drop and roll, and the The Red Concubine.

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  3. curious says:

    keep the cundall tweets coming.

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  4. Bento says:

    I’d be interested to see the Chinese remake of The Castle.

    It’s the Long March, it’s the Tiananmen Square massacre, it’s the vibe.

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