From @bronte_saurus on twitter, brokered through that online garbage scow Cookster, comes this masterpiece from Farmer Jacks. I’m glad the state library is archiving this stuff. The future’s not going to believe it. The price should may have gone up or down after the embellishment. On the topic of food, those who have deleted The Beaufort Street Bloggers from their feed readers because of their serial cunctatiousness, should know that they’re back.
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Luv it!
Not so keen on this, though.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/01/13/2791011.htm?section=justin
Idiocy in the extreme.
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Canadian history will be even less interesting…
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now if somebody tried to carve ‘white pride’ in a turnip you’d accuse them of being a racist…
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Not if that turnip had three mixed-race children it wouldn’t!
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TLA: Does this melon not say WAG Pride.
Why shouldn’t real melons talk about immigration?
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Makes me feel proud
http://www.glitz.gymnastics.org.au/WAG.htm
Sorry snuff
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No worries, WAtching. It’s all about teamwork.
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There is no “I” in team.
But there is a fist.
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oh that reminds me:
there’s no “i” in team but there’s a “u” in cunt
a personal favourite
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I like “there’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is in cliche”
Not as good as yours though mp.
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i’m finding a way to use the cliche one today. it’s sure to annoy someone, somewhere. thanks G’day.
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Didn’t you say you saw Barra in Farmer Jacks?
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Sure did.
Poor guy was walking towards me as i was doubled over with laughter. It has happened before. Every time i see him, all i can think is FWC. So he’s walking towards me with a suspicious look on his face… i am trying to hide my laughter… and he says “G’day”
and i say “Hi”.
As i walk away I hear Barra Jnr say “Daddy. Why was that man laughing?”
Well Barra Jnr. You’ll know soon enough.
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This is fantastic. Oh for the back story.
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Only a matter of time before Outrage Khan calls management about it…
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Should I ask if it is John Cougar who is responsible for the Melonkampf, WAtching?
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That melon doesn’t look like it struggled all that hard.
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aren’t WAGS the wives and girlfriends of footballers and cricketers?
perhaps this was carved by Rebecca Twigley. Maybe she misunderstood when someone shouted ‘nice melons’.
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This could be some Pride Parade, Wendy.
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WAG as in ‘Western Australian Government’. It identifies the rock melon as approved by the ‘eat more fruit & veg’ campaign.
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Meh, I can think of a much better use for a rockmelon.
Recipe:
1) Warm in microwave, on high, for one minute.
2) Cut hole to size.
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Et voila !
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Both a tree hugger and a melon fucker.
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You can use a word like cunctatious, and spell it correctly, but you write garbage like “…the price should may have gone up or down”.
It’s a mystery carved into a riddle Gladwrapped in an enigma.
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Which will kill you with all it’s PVC poisons
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Fruit & veg tagging – it’s the new thing in young ethnic groups. Look out for a tag coming to a rockmelon near you.
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I’ll ask him.
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