Bento saw this ambit claim for parking, I’m not sure where. Looks like Highgate to me. I would really like to know what the erased words were, since cunt got left in. 
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So ooshta is the new vibrancy, and cunt is the new please?
I would dearly like to know the back-story for this sign.
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And fuck off would be the new thank you. A bit of a problem with new bastard though in that case.
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It’s in Lindsay Street, Highgate.
I like to think they employed the strategic ‘cunt’ to establish a firm baseline position, and confirm the hierarchy, leading into the suggested negotiations.
I, too, would like to know the backstory. Given the aggressive/aggressive nature of the sign, I’m not inclined to enquire further.
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There’s certainly some credibility to that theory when you take into account the amount they are asking. Looks like real estate agent tactics to me. The current market price is probably closer to $1426.00
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The erased bit might say “No time wasters”.
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or keen vendor.
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No agents.
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to pay credit where credit is due, their spelling is impeccable.
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… and beautifully hand lettered, mp.
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:)
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a very good point snuff :)
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A mystery to rival Rosebud. Perhaps we need Gore Vidal to get onto it. Way too pricey for this dump.
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all wrong… this is Mr King’s house. That’s the rate per night for all the ladies.
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so, for 2 grand you get a cunt. and the parking is that way?
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My sources tell me that this is property is part of the William Porteous’ new no-frills real estate agency.
The scribbled out words were an afterthought and did say:
“Love Willie”.
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In much the same way that first language interference often causes Japanese speakers of english to swap l and r, TLA, Korean speakers often swap f and p. On one occasion when my Korean students were role-playing, myself and about half of the students were thoroughly entertained by the others who couldn’t see what was so funny about their statements that they’d parked for too long, and that a parking officer had then given them a parking ticket.
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maybe the + GST has been effaced?
or near offer?
or a directional arrow to a grand cunt?
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It’s near members equity stadium and last saturday there were about 14,000 pairs of middle aged guys in black t shirts around highgate/northbridge on their way to watch the black t shirted middle aged guys in pearl jam play their tuneless dirges. Listening to it from a few streets away, I compulsively repeated the word ‘cunt’. The Lindsay st residents just took pearl jam syndrome a bit further.
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they were in pairs?
were they holding hands?
how many skullets?
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Their later stuff isn’t tuneless. It sounds like covers of sea shanties.
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Yeah they were in pairs.
They were walking v close together but in a I Love You Man way. I imagine by the end of the night they would have their arms around each other’s necks as they sang along to better man. Kind of like rugby fans without the collars.
They were very clean cut, no skullets.
When it’s Roger Waters or something like that they are seen in groups of 3 and they tend to be a bit chubbier.
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And when it’s Fleetwood Mac they bring their wives, and wear a short-sleeved collared shirt and chinos.
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fixed it for you
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I wish I’d thought of that.
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There was a guest on Rockwiz earlier this year (a musician) who coined a term for the garbled enunciation so beloved of American college rock bands, and Pearl Jam, in the mid 90s.
I drove myself insane all night last Saturday trying to recall the word, as Eddie’s sonorant warbling filled my juliet balcony.
Anyone?
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Is it the “Mouthful of Pearl Jam” style perhaps?
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I take it you don’t mean “The Vic Reeves Club Style”:
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hi,
my friend and i live there and were annoyed with the amount of people trying to block the drive. we moved our couch onto the verge and watched as people became outraged.
i’m so proud to finally published
yossarian grigg
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Awesome. For a particular event or just in general? Now the important part. What were the crossed out words?
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“not you, greg”
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Top work yossarian
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Nice work Yossarian. If the fair burghers of Highgate let a couch on the verge stop them from parking, they’d never get anywhere. I think the sign was definitely necessary.
Are you, by any chance, the Daniel Grigg formerly of Gooseberry Hill?
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is this site turning into a reunion for former and hill’s dwellers?
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The hillbilly diaspora would appear to have embraced TWOP.
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That’s where the money is, in the banjo and albino vote.
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I liked this so much I stole it from monkeypants.
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Can someone please download that video and pass it on to me?
My poor tummy hurts with laughing.
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once again exhibiting your impeccable taste snuff :)
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Yeehaa, mp !
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Flying in for drinks Snuff?
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Anything’s possible, shaz, although you wouldn’t believe what happened to me last time I took the saucer for a spin.
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cool vid. the horns remind me of hay st on a saturday night many years ago when the boys did laps past all the clubs. can recall staggering along being honked at quite often in my unglamourous drunken youth.
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are you the daniel grigg – fashion wanker-you are a gay tosser and loser man!!!!!!!!!!!
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yes, formally from gooseberry hill, bento
my email is dan@teamnihilist.com
email me if you have anything to say
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hahahahaha, bento with nothing to say? brilliant. my daily life would be a little lacking if i didnt have bentoisms to read.
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Yes but what were the crossed out words?
My money is on FOWF.
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Holy crap. I see Team Nihilist specialise in ‘clothing/accessories/artwork/homicide’. I was going to make a gag about there being no need to be formal, but I’m not sufficiently certain which skill-set you bring to TN, Dan.
I knew your brother, is all. Hope he’s doing well.
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