She’s been a bad girl.
She’s like a chemical.
Though you try to stop it,
she’s like a narcotic.
You wanna torture her.
You wanna talk to her.
All the things you bought for her,
putting up your temperature.
Pump it up until you can feel it.
Pump it up when you don’t really need it. Elvis Costello
Hokusan sent me one of the most extraordinary ads I’ve ever seen. I had to check it wasn’t a hoax. It’s a machine designed to reduce cellulite by encasing your body (and a treadmill) in a slight vacuum. I don’t know my physiology or physics, but I would have thought it would expand your arse. Put a balloon in below atmospheric pressure and see what happens. Apparently this doesn’t happen, and a reduction can be expected. I didn’t see any medical testimonials though. I would also have thought the reduction in pressure would increase the risk of some kind of “blowback”. Hokusan added the picture he assumed would be on the screen.
Pump it up!
The Worst of Perth 
This is how the Darleks were created..
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Davros’s concubine?
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Isn’t that Charlotte from Sex and the City?
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Oh wow, no. Charlotte has much better hair
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Why does she need gloves?
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Because they provide a better grip on the sink plunger and egg beater I presume, Golden1.
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I don’t find this contraption to be remarkable. When your’e a woman you become desensitised to all the crap peddled with promises of weight loss, wrinkle erasion blah, blah, blah.
What is of interest however is that strangely erotic photo on the screen. It reads Oprah Winfrey. I’m not sure of it is Oprah but what a behind!!!! That pic is begging for a porn title.
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That was an added detail from Hokusan. I think it is a photoshopped fake of Oprah photoshopped onto the vacu tard.
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Are you sure its not a Vacu Turd?
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I just made the mistake of typing ‘rectal prolapse’ into Google image search
not pretty
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How the hell do you make a “mistake” like that!
Unless you’re Frank and you were trying to type perths worst anal or something and its a typo…
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The biggest problem with this is that you can’t fold it up and put it under the bed.
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what, your rectal prolapse?
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In that case I assume (pun intended) there is already a porn title.
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There most certainly is, shazza, and that title is “Abducted by the Daleks”, as you can see here on the DVD itself, although they did attempt some copyright dodging on the cover, with “Daloids”.
WARNING : First link NSFW. Really. Second one, and the one below, are okay.
p.s. This link is just because it’s such a great song, TLA.
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I don’t see the reference to big arsed black women Snuff.
( Watch the viewer numbers jump now)
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I’m sorry, shaz. The reference wasn’t quite that specific. It was just a link to Dalek porn in general.
p.s. Google only has 138,000 results for “big arsed black women”, but it has 8,730,000 for “big assed black women”, not one of which I’m game to click on while I’m still at work.
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Those daleks were standing round like spare pricks at a lesbian wedding.
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I suspect that changes over the course of the movie.
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Quite possibly, shaz.
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the suggested links in the pop-up box linked to Snuff’s comment recommend:
“exercise treadmill, weight reduction, toning, firming, composting”
can you compost in that thing as well?
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She’s not too bright, but she is real pretty. She’ll probably die first when the Terminators come.
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http://www.hypoxibodydesign.com.au/2.html
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