I haven’t done enough on the twitter feed to have a best of, although I did think that, “Brides say “I Don’t!” to composting toilets. 80 Green weddings are on hold as brides say no to long drops, in “Green” honeymoon suites…” wasn’t bad.
But here’s some from the stats, ie search terms that have led people to the Worst of perth.
“Arse“. I was quite proud that the single word arse, led someone to me via google. Looking at it though, the first 20 pages of arse searches don’t have me, so they must really have been searching. “Mandurah sluts fucked with cricket bats“. Bear in mind this is nowhere near the worst. This is the worst printable one. “Perth’s worst anal” but we know who that searcher is. The perennial “Scarborough sluts“. I got “Lazy Aussie gay“? No, but thanks for asking. There was also “Gay Perth journalists“. “Noni hazlehurst naked photos” which comes up at least once a week, “found perth long haired domestic cat” OK. “Black gyno“, “eric ripper narcissism” “Asian prostitutes Mandurah” and many more, including lots that can’t even be written here..
The Worst of Perth 
There was a competition once where you had to write a poem using only spam copy.
Perhaps the next TWOP comp (which I am unable to enter) could be a haiku from the search terms.
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Serious lol.
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Daily time wasting
Is dirty thrill to others
LOLZ outweigh the shame
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Noni Hazlehurst
Naked photos discovered
Needs some ironing
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I got here googling for plumbing supplies…
(seriously)
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You sure it wasn’t “plumbing supplies Scarborough Sluts”?
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ooshta pumps?
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Arse pipes?
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