The Wicker Man

Lord Summerisle: Afternoon Sergeant Howie. I trust the sight of the young people refreshes you.
Sergeant Howie: No sir, it does not.        (The Wicker Man)

From the makers of Chinese safety boots, comes the woven Chinese cricket nurry protector. I believe that Patti Chong uses one to protect those balls she’s always boasting about. Not sure about the fish lining though. A more conventional construction can be found here, although it wouldn’t breathe as well as this one.

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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12 Responses to The Wicker Man

  1. David Cohen's avatar David Cohen says:

    Is that Ljuke modelling for you, LA?

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  2. You recognise the bulge? That’s not all just fish in there.

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  3. forkboy71's avatar forkboy71 says:

    oh fishy fishy fishy FISH!……….oh where has that fishy gone?……………………….I now know the answer.

    Happy New Year All.

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  4. Hugh Jass's avatar Hugh Jass says:

    You wouldn’t want to have sagy borls or you could be in a fair bit of strife.

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  5. Hey Teh Fork is back!

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  6. Groucho's avatar Groucho says:

    Me thinks there is some very fine handy work goes on inside that basket. Just check the detailing in those ball tickling tails

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  7. Ljuke's avatar Ljuke says:

    ’twas a little scratchy around the perineum.

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  8. I came for the testicle protection. – I stayed for the fish tickling.

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  9. Bedford Crackpot Fraternity's avatar Bedford Crackpot Fraternity says:

    Cod peice with accompanying dangling lure, the symbiotic parrallel thread to Chong V Cheech (AKA Skink)! Balls & lure….Moon & star (Flag of Pakistan) Bobby Simpson laying floaters in the smallest room!

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  10. “’twas a little scratchy around the perineum.”

    Is that near the Acropolis?

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  11. Groucho's avatar Groucho says:

    They wouldnt be Blow Fish now would they ?

    Hey is that a Blow Fish in your crotch or you just happy to see me ?

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  12. Leo's avatar Leo says:

    the fish may well represent a moustache. Like Poirot, perhaps.

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