David Fucking Outrage RottoBloggo Union think-tank Cohen gets another one up – that’s two this week, but his suggestion of Guildford’s Stirling Arms (The Ling) for New year’s Eve was too good to resist. What could be better for a scorching Perth Summer night than sweating over a searing hangi, and then sweating over The Ling’s skimpies until the late hour of 7pm, leaving plenty of hours to sit at home grumbling until 2009. Or in the case of TLA, going to bed at 10pm. Speaking of Kiwis, some of my “real” New Zealand photos from my recent trip are up and can be seen here.
What worst will there be for 2009? The seam of Worsts seems never ending. I do want to get into the ferris wheel with video and stills as soon as possible. If anyone sees how to book tickests, let me know. Thanks for all your support this year. Hope to go bigger, better, faster and worster on your arses for next year. XXXXXOX
Stirling Arms Skimpys til 7pm
The Worst of Perth 
I wouldn’t be surpeised that only the skimpies will be between 1 till 7pm, but the hotel itself will be open till Midnight as I’ll bet the owner didn’t want to pay them triple for working New Years Eve all night, or in fact the Ling were unable to get an extended trading hours licence and are opening under a Sunday/Puublic Holiday Licence.
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I love getting one up for you, TLA.
And She-Ra has got a big one up for you in 2009.
See you at the ‘Ling in a few hours, Frank?
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Mmm, a hangi sounds mighty tempting. I love my dinner to be delicately infused with the flavour of urine and ashtray run-off.
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Unfortunately no, as I have family here from Bunbyry, so no going out – not that I do go out much at night anyway.
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Oh come on Frank. You’re as bad as Rolly. Bring the family along – the ‘Ling is for the whole clan!
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Balls to all this Ling business. I’m heading to the Carlisle, where they have “Skimpy”, that’s right, singular! Oh yeah, hold me back baby. I’ll be needing new underwear by the time 2009 rolls around.
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The Bayswater didn’t provide skimpy one…
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Ye Gods, You’re a sad lot!
But let’s hope that 2009 don’t make you’se no sadder.
Merry New Year to each and everyone.
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Sometimes the Basso pub stays open until 9pm!
I can’t believe the ferris wheel will be open until ten? At night? That must be a misprint, afterall it’s nearly dark by then.
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I went and it was an effin misprint – I watched two hours of Skippys Dance Show. Man that roo has some moves though…
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AP,
Got you hoppin’ mad, did it ?
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I think there may be a picture of that roo elsewhere on TWOP…
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LA,
Not my pics but someone has posted some happy snaps of THAT wheel :-)
http://warsug.info/viewtopic.php?f=18&p=63721#p63721
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I listened to She-Ra on 6PR. It does sound like she’s getting the first ride.
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Fnarr fnarr.
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Ch 9 News live cross to The Wheel.
http://player.video.news.com.au/perthnow/?0g9_gSLcHweTqrfyAgSmRdtJ6c9_Y7Cb
3rd news item.
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Super-puper site!
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http://webuyuglyhousesnow.info/cost-to-change-roof-on-house-from-square-ugly-with-upstairs-windows-set-in-to-a-cape-cod-style-with-dormers/
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