Bento saw this in Inglewood. Sled dogs must love living in perth. 
Perineum saw another attempt at goon bag bird control in Highgate. Is there nothing these crazy bags can’t do? Perineum also claims to be uncovering the worsts of WA history on his/her blog.
And Gil spotted an old hearse in Maddington with a typical Maddington resident inside. Obviously off to the Maddington Swingers Club. 
Thank you. Worst well.
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aaahhh, nothing says summer like goon bags blowin’ in the breeze.
That Highgate house is awesome. They’ve got the full vegie patch out the front, and the overhead reticulation system is some of the finest Italian engineering you could hope for. I’ve distinctly heard chickens as I’ve walked past.
i see i’m a bastard as i don’t eat beef.
why are you a non beef eating bastard?
huh? I think I missed something.
Second pic, yellow sticker.
true to form – saw the sticker after I posted. Damn.
Haiku 6006:
Goon show in Highgate,
Days of wining and posing:
Embalming cream, thanks.
haiku story for you:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/booksblog/2010/feb/04/twitter-haiku
poor, funny, rich man,
spring in Paris coming soon,
bordeaux wines healing.
Make a nice change from Rome I guess, shaz.
C’mon peeps. There has to be a way to tie in Dog Swamp with dog sledding.
Dunno, shazza.
Maybe summat to do with the local cricket team?
Lots of sledging in the pennant games, perhaps.
that hearse is actually mine, and i am from thornlie, not maddington, poor old Eddie in the back is NOT a swinger……
Thornlie still only a 5 minute hearse ride to the Maddington Swingers Club. The hearse would look better in the carpark than all those Sigmas.
Been to visit the tree guy Adam?
So let me get this right. You are indignant about the suggestion that you are from Maddington- but Thornlie is OK.
That’s brilliant Adam.
Eddie IS a swinger man! I’ve seen him at The Clink… or someone who looks a lot like him at 3am
So Adam appears to defend himself within 24 hrs of posting- and yet this guy continues to elude us.
http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/DSC00207.jpg
Explain that to me Adam.
I saw a Bundygirl sticker yesterday, but was driving. Will get next time.
Was it parked?
Location?
This is as clear as I can get this on photoshop. Am correct in guessing it reads “I Am a Dog and I Vote?”
http://i866.photobucket.com/albums/ab223/lipkrieg/doglover.jpg
Fanciful stuff indeed.
I own a dog and I vote. I have no idea what it means. Was dog policy a battleground issue in any election, ever?
I swing and I vote.
I thought everybody voted in Australia.
As a matter of fact doggy lovers in Freo caused a local political backflip in recent months. So yes.
To me, the ute is not suggestive of ‘Freo resident’.
Wow! People Power!
Sorry to say but I think Colons involvement was a pretty blatant attempt to lock in the “Lawyers Wives” vote.
whats with the lawyer references? We’re talking Freo not Cottesloe. It’s all authors, musicians, painters, sculptors, circus performers and raconteurs around this hood.
Are we talking Freo Proper?
“…authors, musicians, painters, sculptors, circus performers and raconteurs” all live in Freo surrounds these days. WGV, Hilton, Palmyra etc.
Not the successful ones WAtching. Only the struggling artist would risk life and limb in Hilton.
Oh, how quickly we move on…
One must.
Or should.
I just got shunted to the awaiting modeartion sin bin for using the term qua#$ femini$%.
No it’s because you changed your username.
Tell a lie, my username was all mangled.
Well none of this is going to make any sense now.
FUC#.
Apologies TLA, I have no idea how that occurred.
And Bento, I’m like an ex smoker. Been there done that with Hilton. Survived and yes, moved on. Looking back with both fond memories and disgust.
I’m not sure what was happening with that username. Changed it back
Has the graffiti friendly cement truck been seen lately Shazza?
Yes, i have eyeballed it just recently. No graff.
I was hoping it had been tagged from arsehole to breakfast. Please collect that worst if it is in future. Any further sightings of I shit on fat chicks?
what do resident freo-ites think of the cafe dog ban?
nothing sets me tingling with the frisson of cosmopolitanism than the image of a freo cafe dog licking his own balls, amongst the scent of lawyer-ridden vespa exhaust, with a soupson of merino urine as aperitif.
breathe it in, that’s Freo that is
and yes the local politicians are turning this issue into a clusterfuck (Maddingtonians need not apply)
All people I know in the Freo region are pro-dog-at- cafes. Particularly those of us in the South.
Dogs and cafes go together like hemp pants and juggling in these parts.
It’s a case of FIFO.
Go together like hair and ciabatta? Like noxious farts and latte? Like bleeding hands and melting moments?
Most places in the world including Melb, your dog can go on public transport, pubs etc. I prefer our generally dogshit free trains and cafes.
dog are just for christmas.
Nah, you can eat them anytime.
but not in cafes or on public transport.
it’s not the dogs that should be banned it’s that stupid dutch waitress at Aubergine who ignored me while patting the dog and taking it’s icecream container back to the kitchen for a refill and that idiot on Market Street who walked out in front of my car to collect one of those yellow dog shit bags which had blown off his cafe table and that arsehole who gave me a hard time for slapping on his dog who had decided put his head in my crotch while I was eating lunch at Gino’s and that woman who shrilled “MISty, MISty, MISty, MisTY!” in my ear at her obviously deaf and blind Labrador as it wandered off into traffic
At the risk of alerting folk to history – yes, people, history (thanks for the plug TWOP) – the use of dog control legislation to force people to do this an’ that is time-honoured in this fine state. Under the 1883 Dog Act (one owner = one dog) police for years went around shooting Aborigines’ dogs as an effective means to force Aboriginal people to shift away from any given town.
Who’d a thunk. Now, under different guise, the identical thing is used to move Fremantle lawyers along.
Oh the f*cking irony.
Maybe police could go around shooting poeple’s licence plates as an incentive to leave town?
they could shoot anyone drinking skinny latte while they’re at it
My Car Flag Act of 2010 should fix this…
yeah man, shoot the actors as well
I’m sick of them clogging up the footpath