What’s the deal with mermaid racks in Perth? They are becoming the new C&B. Fringe Festival (played) will be here soon, and the elderly who are the only remaining demographic now will be literally choking on Mer – nips. This one at Curtin university. Didn’t even bother getting the tail. That’s it. I’m making a new category for these. 
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Never mind the boozies, why on earth did the painter even bother, considering the glaringly obvious lack of artistic talent.
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Is it too much to refer to curtin u mature age students as ‘ the elderly ‘ ?
Besides , who ever chokes on nips , mer – or nonmer ?
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… by the way , is that breast hair ?
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Facial hair is reserved for fremantle mermaids.
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That’s too harsh.
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It looks like JK Rowling.
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The breasts at least.
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Are they completely different sizes, or is that just the parallax effect?
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Reciprocity?
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She’s a bit like that lass from Devizes,
Who had titties of two dif’rent sizes;
One was so small, it was no good at all,
But the other one won sev’ral prizes.
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To Julie
Shall I compare thee to a nudibranch,
Thou brightly coloured accessory of the deep?
Thy slimeshod foot doth tread all benthic murk,
Like ocean slithering bling,
Climbing, sucking.
Then – more climbing, sucking,
Til at last king malcolm be pearly-whipped,
And Lo, neptunes julie throne be thine.
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Phwoar!
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