Is Perth fixed? Is the journey we started all those years ago over? As Tullio sees, Segway tours circle a soon to be envibraned foreshore. Small bars heave with cravat wearing beautiful people. Even a derelict treasury building is restored, and are there fewer C&Bs around?…
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Not until you have a Segway in your lounge room. That you left minutes earlier, naturally.
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It’s a nice touch that they get the tourists to dress like the locals, too.
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It looks like Gina’s new $2 hr workforce heading out to work on her mines, on their company-supplied transport. Toyotas and aircraft cost too much, they eat into Gina’s profits.
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Welcome to Perth. Now get in line.
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Perth had closure at the moment a foreshore plan was settled on. With the ideological struggle between vibrancy and Dullsville now decided the end of history is upon us. and what better way to celebrate than with a leisurely bludge around the river.
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This photo is awesome.
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Needs more cocos.
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Not enough cocos and too many clouds
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Will the cravats be available in hi-vis?
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This is my fave pic of all time.
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Really? So I shouldn’t finish up then?
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It’s all over.
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This is SO Perth!
10 years behind the times
Over-regulated
Lawn
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Registered, of course, and with the bore water stained footpath.
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Is Perth fixed? Brilliant. Just brilliant. End the blog right there.
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I also trust that DFOC will make this the lead in next week’s WSN?
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What’s the headline?
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Cunts On Wheels
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You know, there’s a clear line of descent from at least 1962, the year Perth came of age (“City of Lights”, Eric Edgar Cooke, etc.) to 2014. Elizabeth Harbour is surely the final destination.
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A bit like that Sydney cunt who scribbled “Eternity” everywhere
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From here, you can see Perth’s vanishing point.
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Surely they were paid to do that? Could anyone really be that much of a dork without some financial incentive?
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Thank fuck they’re not wearing Lycra, but the helmets? Maybe they’ve heard about the drop bears?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_inventions
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I love the Midgley one! Talk about poetic justice.
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Tho it wasn’t the inventor of the Segway that went over the cliff. Poetic justice denied.
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Not yet fixed, it seems. Mount Hawthorn: a little slice of Rockingham, in the City of Vincent.
https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/23908431/charges-laid-over-glassing-attack/
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Well a good thing I didn’t close the blog as I was considering doing.
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A chiken in every pot and a Commodore in every lounge room.
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You have to know when you’ve been beaten.
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