Far be it from me to cast nasturtiums on other hard-working reporters: who among us is without quilt? But these slips from that other independent print powerhouse, the Fremantle Herald and Perth Voice, should be noted. First, the Chook’s front page last Saturday: 
On the same day north of the river the Voice thought one report was so good they ran it twice: 
Well, David ‘Ding Dong Swear Bear Jezza’ Bell‘s work is terrific and deserves the widest possible readership.
Worst Talk
Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … Anonymous on The Knock Shop of Broken … 
The Definitive Ranki… on Kalamunda, Australia’s u… AHC McDonald on The Montegiallo School of… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Mr Fist Anonymous on The Montegiallo School of… Blood on Review: “The Montegiallo Schoo… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Anonymous on Alexander The Great’s… Online Now
The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
Rare crocodile suffocates during mating. This could have come from twop twitter.
http://www.watoday.com.au/environment/conservation/rare-crocodile-suffocates-during-mating-20140320-353jy.html
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The Voice would have published that twice: it’s hot.
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looks who’s gone up in the world:
way to go, Sunili.
http://www.theguardian.com/profile/sunili-govinnage
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does sunili post here?
i follow her on twitter, well worth it.
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She used to but, sadly, has gone the way of TL101.
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Discovered pr0n.
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is he writing for The Guardian too?
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Yea, verily.
Great to see.
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Are there two David Bells? Tinker and Jezza. Is there some doppelganger wandering around the streets with an ipod and a pair of dungarees. I will alert ASIO, we have an intruder. I am the real David Bells-Palsy. Hic.
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Maaaaate! We at TWOP love your work, and would welcome another Bluebeard report.
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Can we have a mutual cut and paste agreement ?
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I thought you were exclusively cut & pasted by Inside Cover?
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