Dangling Man reporting: we have to share the just-in news about our hard-working papaya industry. I think it is from the same people who told us about our nuts. Perhaps the delicious and healthy papaya (perfect for salad) comes to us on the train. Was there pawpaw action in Last Tango in Paris?
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What?!? No Durian. Outrage
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Rethink your second papaya.
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“Are you OK to eat dessert, mate?”
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I’m hiding your pawpaws for your own good.
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Keep your paws off my pawpaw, mate.
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You’ll thank me tomorrow when you haven’t crashed one through a wall.
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I was on the mangoes all night officer.
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Did you just let one go, or do you have a boot full of durians?
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in asia, the better hotels have ‘no durian’ signs clearly displayed.
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I’ve had a lot of papaya offers in Asia too.
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Thought you’d like to know that in Mexico papaya is a euphemism for the vadge.
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Thanks Frank! However I believe they refer to it as La Vadge.
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La vadge loca.
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Can you let me know when the figs Media Release comes out? I haven’t been able to find one for love nor money lately.
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My guess:
“Firm and tasty, Australians have been eating figs for years…”
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There is a certain je ne sais quoi – oh, so very special – about a firm, young Australian…
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Standing tumescent over the surrounding modern mediocrity and Winterfold Primary, I recommend a trip up Clontarf hill for some wild figs.
Just a guess mind you.
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Show us ya papaya!
– the new mating call for Mandurah-based Mexicans.
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