I linked to this recently, but here is a reminder. Surely one of us can win it? $250 for a few syllables? The font has to be 22 point, but doesn’t say which typeface. I recommend, Jokerman, Comic Sans, and naturally Gill Sans Ultra Fuck-Off.
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I threw this one into the ring:
Scaffidi wants bread
Bakery not open til nine
Angry mayor will tweet
Didn’t get a bite from Lord Scaffidi tho
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Although you may have to go with bak’ry
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touche`. that extra syllable is why Scafiddi shunned my creativity
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You can have less syllables but not more apparently.
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out of interest, did you tackle Scafiddi-gate? I would like to read your take on the furore
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Which of her many “gates” do you mean?
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Bread gate tickles me the most. Also her desperate bid to triple her pay
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I’m fine with the pay so long as we never have to pay it to Max Kaye
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I have five honed haiku ready to go.
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Does posting them here count as publication?
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Ahh. What about intoning them at the moon cafe. To other wankers?
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Can you think of any willing English-language haiku audience that isn’t heavy on the wanker quotient?
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This…one..?
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One might suggest fancy words like ‘quotient’ belong at the Moon Cafe
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Liminal?
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I encountered that word many years ago. Gave me a brain aneurysm.
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Oh. So the middle line of the haiku could have an aspect of liminality?
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One could, should one wish to set up the reader for a transition.
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That’s the whole point of the senryu or whatever it’s called. It’s liminality up the yin yang.
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Youth is trickery
Beauty Is Deceiving
Alana’s poster
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Vincent lattes sipped
Suburban threat averted
Eleni’s on board
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stick your head up there.
find wisdom and be your own
suppository
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that has Scaffidi sex appeal
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Sent mine in.
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