Regime change is commonly followed by a good dose of nepotism – 8 out of 10 former Local Government CEOs agree. And I am a traditionalist, if also a metrocentric twat (TM). So, let’s open the account with a marvellous submission from the lovely Mrs Bento.
I’m in that age bracket that is both too old and too young to have any experience of One Direction’s ouvre. But they look like nice lads, and I’d expect they’ve grown out of the malodorous teenage boy phase, no? Surely even Taylor Swift would put ‘smells of poo’ on her list of dealbreakers?